Stop embarrassing yourself
https://www.litigationandtrial.com/2012/01/articles/the-business-of-law/dumb-but-successful-lawyers/
https://laweconomicscapital.com/2019/07/are-all-lawyers-stupid-like-you/
https://www.wsj.com/articles/here-comes-a-national-plague-of-dumb-lawyers-1446752404