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MalcolmB

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  1. Did you kiss her on the mouth?
  2. More than 20. One actually stayed for two nights as she had the day off. So it was nearly 30 hours, at a rate of 15/baht per hour. Fiery little 3 holer. Early 20s. 45 kgs soaking wet. I tried to get her to teach me thai also, so I pulled out my text book. After 10 minutes of thinking she got a “head ache” and fell asleep. It was too much for her.
  3. I have a better method. Hit the bars at closing time, having filled up on 7.11 booze before hand. Wait for the girls to leave and ask them out the front if they can do you a LT for 500 baht. You get way more takers at the end of the month when bills are due. That way you skip the bar fine, lady drinks and massage costs. It is a win win. You save cash and the girl gets something that she would not have got otherwise.
  4. No I avoid them. i know them so well from reading this forum. I have had enough of them and so does Charlie by the sounds of it. Clever man than Charlie.
  5. Come on Dicky, you know you love to write in to this forum with all your gripes. It is a hobby for you.
  6. He had been coping fine until the kids stopped in front of him.
  7. I would stop also. i hate people who litter.
  8. Depends which way you look at it. 82% of voters voting for one purely because they other is so bad.
  9. Not to mention bill dodging liar.
  10. Well said Charlie. You have hit the nail on the head. The most whining expats are without a doubt the ones that have not bothered to learn Thai. Always moaning. And endlessly complaining. They are basically illiterate,deaf and mute. So of course they will be frustrated, especially with Thais who can not understand a word they are saying, they don’t have a clue what is going on around them. And no doubt the Thais must be left shaking their heads at these buffaloes. Often they keep repeated the English word over and over again while pulling faces and using hand signals which just causes even more confusion. And exposing themselves to be the fools that they are. And they completely socially isolated at social events such as weddings etc. Unable to perform basic tasks without relying on their Thai wife who they expect to be a mind reader. Always with an angry face on in the Land of Smiles. And ironically despite living here for years or even decades and not being able to string a simple sentence together, being unable to ask for something basic in a polite way they convince themselves that the Thai people are stupid and rude. Every Thai I met who was living in England could speak English. i would add that many feel entitled because they are spending their money in Thailand, mostly on prostitutes, but they feel that all Thais should lay out the red carpet for them. It also leads to a paranoia, they think the Thais are talking about them, plotting against them, when the Thais are not even thinking about them. Add that they can not read road safety signs, or other warnings and they become a danger on the roads. They should be banned.
  11. Early polling seems to indicate a landslide to Harris with 85% of the vote. And only 5% of voters voting for Trump because of his policies.
  12. How will it affect you personally? Can you give us a list of how positively and negatively each candidate will affect your personal situation.
  13. I agree with this crackdown wholeheartedly. Thai women are world famous for their promiscuity. Keeping these evil toys out of their hands means they need us to relieve their insatiable sexual urges. i have a good female friend in the UK who bought herself a “rabbit” who then didn’t seek a man for a few years as a result, she even stopped socializing and when she finally did get back into dating could not get off with a real man any longer. She bought it in her early thirties and was a bit of a tart, fairly attractive.
  14. A tragic accident, kids stopped in the middle of a dark road. It could have happened to any of us. Tik obviously didn’t mean it and is remorseful and apologetic. The haters will hate though, especially because Tik is a successful person. RIP Jakrapat and Thianaporn
  15. You have never really lived until you have been gangbanged by a pack of Pattaya ladyboys high on amphetamines. Makes P Diddy look like a choir boy.
  16. It is the first instance in peacetime that a New Zealand Navy ship has been lost. HMNZS Manawanui ran aground one nautical mile from the Samoan island of Upolu on Saturday night while surveying a reef. It later caught fire and capsized. She sank 12 per cent of her country’s fleet in a day, without enemy engagement or storm. People like you are the problem. Not only do you expect everyone to go along with your feminist ideals, but you are not allowed to criticize their failures as you would do to say, a Thai man if he had sunk 12% of the Thai naval fleet. Let that sink in a bit.
  17. Meanwhile, in todays news, here is one of these wonderful women doing a man’s job. And incredibly she managed to sink the ship without any war going on!!! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwylvw9qqd5o A court of inquiry has been stood up to establish what caused this terrible incident," said Judith Collins, New Zealand’s first female defence minister. "The one thing that we already know did not cause it is the gender of the ship's captain." British-born Commander Yvonne Gray, who previously served in the UK’s Royal Navy, was the captain of HMNZS Manawanui. She told the New Zealand Herald the incident saw her "very worst imagining" become a reality.
  18. You love twisting what people say. i understand what he means, he didn’t mean what you are claiming.
  19. More an argument against building. Better to buy something already built. Rent money is dead money.
  20. I love living in Thailand. We always win stuff.
  21. Everyone has an opinion, even if they are not American.

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