Gobbler

The op is saying he has no idea what is in the bottle. Was the bottle properly sealed?

I fly airplanes. I am also afraid of heights. Next?

Perhaps the rules and port regulations should be amended to dock ships like this further away from the bridge. The clearance required for this tall ship should be taken into account when assigning berths.

The administration can also blame it on aliens. Stop it.

If you need to have something else to explain your response, then it's your fault for not being clear. Trump has nothing to do with this ship, so the comment is ridiculous.

Irrevalent.

Isn't this the wrong place to desire facts? Most nudniks here can't have that; they would prefer to shoot from the hip.

The reporting could use an accurate timeline.

You were familiar with the establishment. Check. You probably knew ladyboys were working there. Check. You didn't warn your "friend." Check You're not much of a friend.

How interesting that this article doesn't account for the ship going backwards into the bridge. Nah, don't get excited over facts.

As I recall, Mel is making another movie about Christ. But of course you would never tell anyone, would you?

How much is it to be a senior citizen here and use the BTS?

I agree. He'll be gone soon.

Disgraceful. All this buildup, but did anyone read this sentence that is buried in the article? Panic, get your babies jabbed. It worked so well before.

Why the American distinction? Meaning what?

Did anyone notice the monkey tail on the uniformed one?

He is standing, isn't he? I'm surprised he didn't learn from the NYC mafia; if he did, he would have been delivered wearing a bathrobe.

I wanted to see how they get him up the stairs. I can't walk up steps easily or safely, and none of these bastards ever thought to install a handrail.

I never knew that to be professionally negligent was a thing.

Whistleblowers

I am dying to ask, was the aforementioned contraband for yourself?

Of course. Try to find a lady customs officer at the airport. She's likely married to a Thai man. She'll appreciate it more than you know. Bring batteries or make sure it's charged.

Stop it! Have a few extra toys for customs. I'm sure they will appreciate it.

No problem at all! Just have the submarine towed to Laem Chabang, hire some fake Chinese engineers, as they did with the just-collapsed building, and have at it. What could go wrong?