Barely a few hours into Christmas Day and I have already had an altercation with a Russian.
I went to 7/11 for a pint of milk so I could make myself and Mrs.Neville a nice Christmas coffee when all of a sudden a steaming drunk, shirtless Russian walked in screaming and shouting god knows what. He was hanging around the till section making a general nuisance of himself then I went up to pay. He refused to move and let anyone go in front of him so I said politely 'excuse me sir' to which he turned around and screamed something Russian in my face, spitting all over me, he then proceeded to pick up a loaf of bread and started swinging it above his head like a cat by it's tail. He almost hit me in the face with it, he then pushed in front of me again, paid for the bread, gave us all the fingers and left...
what a start to the day.
surely it can only get better!