BarBoy

I concur. I think it's mostly out of jealousy/envy.

I didn't know. It was only after he opened his mouth that I realized what he was like. He started off OK but then quickly turned sour.

Who's Mrs. Smith and is she dirty?

christ. I think I know just the girl for you. She is severely overweight, smells like my armpit, eats like a horse, farts and belches all day, looks like she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree but she has an amazing personality... do you want her ID Line??

some countries have a higher concentration than others!

I agree that beauty is highly subjective, however there is definitely a pattern/difference with how farang and thai men date women. Farangs usually go for the tanned bar girl type whilst thai men prefer the fair skinned office lady type. I know that sounds like a gross generalization but that has definitely been my experience whilst living in Thailand - and the longer I live here the more I find the white skinned, long haired nose job beauties more attractive than their brown counterparts.

I'm more of a cadburys man myself. Can beat a cream egg!

I love women. Ladyboys are like after eights, can take them or leave them but always welcome at Christmas!

I was talking about a sausage sandwich but of course your filthy mind has misinterpreted what I said again!

I plow into their pasties... NEVER the other way around!

class acts the Japanese and the women are super cool.

His arse? sorry, I wouldn't know. I like women and the odd ladyboy every now and again.

I actually initially got rich mining bit coin, nothing to do with bums. Come to think of it, you seem to know a lot about Scottish men's arses... is it kind of a fetish for you??

do you lump yourself into that category, richard?

that's the thing isn't it. you don't really know who you are talking to until you do!

I don't even buy bar girls a beer so what chance have you got?

what visas do they stay here on?

No. It's the name my father gave me. His name was Ian.

You in Africa then?

Dark chocolate does get a tad bitter after a while... But milk chocolate is always nice and sweet!

that's a good one for you!

I'm taking requests this Christmas! The Colin Neville Christmas Special. Not to be missed!

I mean, he was eating Pad Thai... Not sure if there was any shorts in it.

I agree. I just found it very interesting how irate he got when I said it!

No. I actually did think you said Colin. I didn't have my glasses on!