BarBoy

Ah yeah, I forgot that you were there!! Peeping Tom is it? Rear window style??

Hardly my fault though, is it? And I don't want to be a hermit When was the last time you went to the Korova milk bar, little Alex??

So how did he know then??

....who says I'm not there now??

Ah well, never mind. BTW, what has you having an uncle called bob got to do with me? My name is Colin Neville.

...you gonna be first in line then mate?

I'm still in the tourist ghetto sadly and last night I used a popular ride hailing app to get me from A to B. His attitude was bad from the get go. Complaining about this and that, too far, traffic, no money etc etc.. So when I finally arrived at my destination I gave him a 1 star review, as the app allows for that. I was visiting a friend who is sadly very ill. About 20 minutes later he shows up at my friends residence again absolutely fuming, demanding that I change the review because it damages his reputation. I politely explained that the review merely mirrored the service I received and he should work on his attitude when dealing with customers. He told me to eff off in thai and drove away in a fit of rage. He hasn't been back since and I'm leaving the ghetto now. Charming chap, wouldn't you say?? How can they ever improve if they can't take even a single iota of criticism?

Farangs have bigger willy's... She knows what side her bread is buttered!

I might be moving there soon. I'll take you out for a drink if you want..

Alcohol is statistically more harmful than heroin and it's legal... How do you defend that?

You mean the same as yours??

Mine isn't made up though.

No, it's not.

What absolute garbage. Do you drink booze? Smoke cigarettes? Drink coffee and/or tea? All of those are drugs, amigo... Now go on, tell me how they are all legal though 😂

It's on fire at the minute.

You seem to know all about it!! Got something you wanna tell us?? 🫣

What about the crimes on Koh Tao in 2014 against the British tourists? That went unpunished... Now go on and tell me about the Burmese migrants 🤣🤣🤣

You can still buy it OTC in Cambodia..

15 years in jail for carrying a horse tranquilizer? You're having a larf!.. Hopefully he can bribe his way to bail and skip over the border where he will be safe from the barbaric clutches of the Thai legal system.

This is absolute nonsense. A total fabrication.

Well said. So bloody infuriating. And how about the free cat piss water they give out? The amount of plastic wasted here is atrocious.

Thailand should change it's ways and become more logical.

Some of us are just masochistic by nature..

....you really are a foul individual, Ralf.

I do. It's a very strange country indeed!