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Does that model come with Grand Master Flash or is that only Maytag?

Look, I don’t really know this Elon guy. I mean, I’ve met him once or twice. Nice enough guy, I guess, even though his pesky kid planted boogers all over my desk, but people tell me a lot of things. A lot of people. Some of the best people, actually, very smart people, they’re saying he’s not doing so great. I don’t know. Look, don't quote me on that. That’s just what I’m hearing. Maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not. I don’t get involved in that. He used to be this big tech guy, everybody was talking about him, very rich. Not as rich as they say, by the way. People say, oh, Elon’s the richest man in the world. Maybe. But when I look at the numbers, folks, I see a lot of debt. A lot of debt. Tremendous debt. That’s just me. And that's only what I've seen. I’ve built real things, real buildings. Beautiful buildings. Not spaceships that explode. Not weird cars that don’t work unless you download ten apps. And what about those man-boy trucks he's making now that fall apart? I don’t do that. I build success. And now he’s running Twitter or X or whatever he’s calling it. I don’t even know what that is. It’s a mess. Everyone says so. Even liberals, even people who hate me say, “Wow, this is a disaster.” That says a lot. I had a great Twitter, by the way. Tremendous Twitter. The biggest Twitter, the likes of which the world has never seen before. Almost as big as my first inauguration crowd. Then they took me off, total censorship, but now it’s just bots and scams and weird memes. Too much Russia, Russia, Russia. Needs more posts about Hunter's laptop. Very sad. But I wish Elon well. I do. I always wish people well. But let’s just say I wouldn’t have done it the way he did. A lot of people are very disappointed. Very disappointed. You’ll see. Just watch. People are going to be talking about it more and more. I’m not saying he’s finished, but let’s just say, when people start calling me up, saying “Sir, sir, you were right again”, and they will, soon, and then it will be happening bigly and all the time, then you’ll know. Anyway, I’ve got bigger things to focus on. Like saving America. Maybe you've heard by now, we’re going to Make America Great Again, again, folks. We’re going to do it without the rockets and the flamethrowers, or the chainsaws, and the strange tweets. Real leadership. Real results. Lowest Fox poll numbers of any president during his first 100 days in the last 1,000 years. Always winning!

What do you need so much washing? Always washing! Man diapers! Orange ones!

Impossible. You've never met a female in real life.

Mitigating factor.

Says the weirdo who likes to go by the woman's name of Susan and who doesn't have a clue about anything in real life other than where to find an underwhelming meal in Thailand for less than ฿40. You seem to know as much about what's happening in the real world as that convict from Florida who thinks he runs the country and the world.

No. That's what spending 23 hours a day on Pornhub does to the membrane. Give it a rest FFS.

Stalker troll. Projecting.

Sounds like someone had AI spew four thousand words psychoanalyzing what the rest of us just call being a grumpy old git with WiFi. Apparently getting cranky online is not just bad manners, it is now a full-blown medical condition according to people with too much free time. Who knew all it took to explain a few angry posts was a PhD thesis and absolutely no sense of humour. Imagine writing an entire essay to diagnose what could have been solved with a cuppa and a nap. Turns out it is not just arthritis setting in, it is also chronic comment section rage syndrome. So basically, old blokes are arguing online because they are bored and stubborn, but thanks for making it sound like a groundbreaking scientific discovery.

U tink too mutt. U no ahb nahm?

Can't remember. Look at my profile. The Pope snuffed who?

Bless you for your kind compliment.

Makes zero difference. You are still completely inept. You can even post pics of your tiny little thingy. Nobody cares. The fact that you even want us to know about your micro thingy just proves how inept you truly are.

xAI Tech Support: “Thank you for calling xAI support. How can I help you today?” GammaGlobulin: “Hi, this is GammaGlobulin. I keep hearing about this Grok 3 AI thing. How do I use it for free? And can it help to treat my mental health issues? Does anybody know?” xAI Tech Support: “Sure thing, GammaGlobulin. Grok 3 is available for free to all X users for a limited time, as announced by xAI. You can access it by logging into x.com, clicking the ‘Grok’ option in the sidebar, and typing your question in the chat interface. No subscription needed right now, but it’s beta, so there might be usage limits. Have you tried that yet?” GammaGlobulin: “Okay, but I don’t have an X account. Can I still use it for free? I’m too much of a tight anoose to pay for anything that does not involve ladyboy porn, and I don’t even know where the internet is on this stupid computer. What color is the internet?" xAI Tech Support: “No X account? You can also try Grok 3 for free without signing up by visiting yeschat.ai, where it’s accessible directly through their platform. Just go to their Grok 3 page and start chatting—no login required. But, uh, you’ll need to open a web browser, like Chrome or Firefox, to get there. Can you find one of those on your screen?” GammaGlobulin: “A browser? You mean do I like to read books or is it that blue ‘e’ thing? I clicked it, and now the screen’s all white. Also, I tried yelling ‘Grok, make me free!’ at the computer, and it didn't look pleased when I did that. Am I doing it wrong?” xAI Tech Support: [long pause] “Alright, GammaGlobulin, let’s try something else. Do you still have the original box the computer came in when you bought it?” GammaGlobulin: “Yeah, it’s here with me in the basement where my mother keeps me shut in under lock and key. Why?” xAI Tech Support: “Great. Can you shut the computer down and then unplug the power plug to the computer from the wall?” GammaGlobulin: “Okay, uh, wait, hold on… done. Everything’s off now.” xAI Tech Support: “Perfect. Now, can you put the computer back in the box?” GammaGlobulin: “What? The whole thing? Uh, okay, I'll try, okay… [sounds of struggling] It’s kinda crammed in there now.” xAI Tech Support: “Excellent. Now take the box back to the store you purchased it from and they will provide you with a full cash refund.” GammaGlobulin: “Huh? Is it broken or something?” xAI Tech Support: “No, GammaGlobulin, it’s not broken. You’re just a beta cuck, a numpty of the highest order and too stupid to be capable of using a computer.”

Real suicide or was she Epsteined by Andrew the fiddler? In 2019 she posted the following on her Twitter account: "I am making it publicy known that in no way, shape or form am I sucidal. I have made this known to my therapist and GP- If something happens to me- in the sake of my family do not let this go away and help me to protect them. Too many evil people want to see me quiteted" She's posted stuff like the above multiple times over the years it seems. But then recently, some of her posts weren't really like they belonged to someone of sound mind.

Squeeze it yourself. Ewwww

Why do you have so many bum pimples? Try improving hygiene.

Why are your topics always the worst and least interesting?

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Rubbish

Lifeless.

Fool

Oversized loser. Hopeless.

No, the purpose is to stop you from posting your endless verbal drivel on AN. Nobody wants it or needs it. If only you could just go get .......

Not my job. I'm not here to prove anything. I live in Bangkok and see it all the time. Just go to some big malls outside the city center where it's mainly just locals. You'll see it too. Central Ladprao, anywhere really. Anyway, you are just off. Out of touch. Disconnected. Imagining a Thailand that suits you because you don't know what it's really like. You need a dose of reality for once. Get out. Live a little.