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Steady as she goes. Always the hub of quality tourists.

Just got back from Soi Nana. Best visit to Africa ever. Didn't even need to get on an airplane.

Is there a real Bob? Isn’t Bob just a fictional character who posts windups in The Pub?

But you read it, and here you are for it.

You forgot Bar Boy Colin. But they are all just bits and bobs anyway.

I think we can all agree this newest ‘Bob’ impersonator version just isn’t up to scratch. The real Bob had a certain… je ne sais quoi. This one? Poundland Bob at best.

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Thank you. How hard and how often?

You know the drill...

Gamma, what treatment do you recommend for a persistent butt rash? Best regards, Red-N-Itchy

Musk is a swamp builder of the highest order. He destroyed Twitter and turned into an even greater needless platform that specializes in hate speech. In a reverse takeover bid, Sam Altman just offered Musk $9.74 billion for Twitter. 😂

Most people measure it from the tip of the bell end to the base.

My earlier reference to the challenges of cumming over the last 30 years was a satirical nod to the struggles of finding a partner. Meanwhile, if your heart rate isn't hitting at least 150 BPM while your'e at it, then are you really giving it enough of a proper thrashing?

It's something your parents did before you were born. But after you were born, they stopped.

I think you missed the point. Wearing an Apple Watch isn’t an interference, it’s just passive data collection. You press a button, and it logs everything for you. Simple. Whether you choose to look at the data later or not is entirely up to you. Personally, I’d rather know what’s going on with my heart during moments of high physical stress or during sleep, etc. But hey, ignorance is bliss, right? At least, that seems to be the prevailing attitude when it comes to health monitoring and risk awareness in England.

Most of the time I average a peak of 130-140 during sex. Less often I hit 170. I wish I hit it more often.

Never used it. Don't need it.

Well done. You sound quite fit.

Too low. Need to work harder!

I've used the Apple Watch ECG many times. Never any abnormal findings. In fact, I had another routine EKG done at the hospital 2 weeks ago. Everything shows as being normal as I've been saying since the start of this topic.

Better start with retaking the Trolling 101 class. You're clearly not ready for anything more advanced than that.

Dude, give up on the feeble trolling attempts. Bankrupt and pathetic.

I love it, at least ten of the responses so far are trolling, and not a single one on topic. Most of this lot probably never ever check their heart rate, know anything about their own heart rhythms, let alone understand the dire importance of cardiovascular fitness as you age. I recently had an exercise stress test using a stair climber machine, and it was done with a cardiologist where my heart was monitored with diodes to first slowly get my heart rate up and eventually record heart function at 140 BPM under physical stress for a full minute. The doctor confirmed that my heart is in excellent shape based on no irregularities in heart function during the test. While some of you seem to think a peak heart rate of 170 during exercise sounds like a scary thing, it’s actually a sign of strong cardiovascular fitness. If you can get your heart rate up there, under physical stress, and not suffer any issues of extreme fatigue, dizziness, etc, then that's a great sign. More people should wear heart rate monitors and try and do more to learn about how and to keep their heart in good health.

Wow, I had no idea we had Dr. Nose-Fuk-All in the house. Tell me, doc, do you diagnose all your patients based on forum posts, or is this just a special perk for AN members?

You're gonna have to pull it yourself, unless you can hire one down at Nana to pull it for you, but that might even be a challenge for you.