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A dollop of Vaseline up the old anoose before you get rocking could be the solution to all your woes.

Bob, I’m seething with jealousy. Nothing like a floppy roo that can double as a pair of ear muffs. Was it covered in heavy foliage as well?

How do you know these things?

So you only plan half your life and the rest is just a series of accidents you are saying? Don't understand your point.

The place is great except for the heat and pollution. The people are generally very helpful and easy to get along with at a superficial level. The place is also pretty safe, as long as you stay off the roads. People are very approachable and you can pretty much talk with anyone, something much less commonly found in other countries. A shame they don't drop all the duties on imported products. But definitely not here for the Chinese, Indian, and Russian tourists and all the dodgy foreigners. Nor the obsessive, compulsive old expat moaners and serial whingers who will be piling in on this topic. 😂

Being smaller is actually an advantage in Thailand. You won’t constantly bang your head on low-hanging awnings, and standing when traveling on buses and trains will be more comfortable for the same reason. Plus, finding clothes and shoes that fit is much easier.

You’re acting a bit strange, mate. I left just one comment on your post, and now you seem obsessed. Are you stalking me? I also noticed you make hundreds of posts here every week. That’s excessive and not really healthy or normal behavior. Maybe consider seeking some mental health support. Just sayin.

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Sure he didn't. Lol.

So the president of the United States is literally posting these images on Instagram. One would think I'm lying, but I'm not.

Many of the people in your beloved Soapbox come across as unintelligent and obsessed with acting solely as an echo chamber, with all the same talking points repeated over and over by the right wing media, fully absent of any substance or facts. And all the name calling and belittling. Telling people on the left in an insulting way that they are having difficulty coping while offering nothing of relevance or comforting that things aren't really as bad as they really are. It's really just a toxic pile of childish and rotting manure. Everyone will suffer the same consequences no matter which side they are on. There is only one world that everyone is able to share in. Can't really understand why anyone even wastes their time engaging with all the stupidity. I certainly don't.

Carrying around sinks and chainsaws in public. Some very bizarre fetishes of the oversized Nazi indeed.

Steady as she goes. Always the hub of quality tourists.

Just got back from Soi Nana. Best visit to Africa ever. Didn't even need to get on an airplane.

Is there a real Bob? Isn’t Bob just a fictional character who posts windups in The Pub?

But you read it, and here you are for it.

You forgot Bar Boy Colin. But they are all just bits and bobs anyway.

I think we can all agree this newest ‘Bob’ impersonator version just isn’t up to scratch. The real Bob had a certain… je ne sais quoi. This one? Poundland Bob at best.

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Thank you. How hard and how often?

You know the drill...

Gamma, what treatment do you recommend for a persistent butt rash? Best regards, Red-N-Itchy

Musk is a swamp builder of the highest order. He destroyed Twitter and turned into an even greater needless platform that specializes in hate speech. In a reverse takeover bid, Sam Altman just offered Musk $9.74 billion for Twitter. 😂

Most people measure it from the tip of the bell end to the base.

My earlier reference to the challenges of cumming over the last 30 years was a satirical nod to the struggles of finding a partner. Meanwhile, if your heart rate isn't hitting at least 150 BPM while your'e at it, then are you really giving it enough of a proper thrashing?