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No, only rent-free in the WH.

Agreed. No kids, no cars, and minimal air travel. But your over the top use of electrical appliances is equal to at least one kid.

Nobody can ever beat you, right Susan? You are the undisputed queen of cheap!

Siberia is very underrated.

The only reason Trump is trying to blame Biden for the economy again is because the country was completely shocked today when the Q1 GDP growth figures were released. US GDP fell by 0.3% in Q1 2025 and this is before the tariffs came in to play in April and began tanking the economy. The US Economy could already be in a recession if Q2 also posts at least the same level of negative GDP growth for the quarter. It's all but guaranteed to happen.

Just think about how you are such a catastrophic disaster for the environment with your over supply of air conditioners, computers, refrigerators, washing machines running 24 hours a day to keep your diapers clean. What a complete travesty. Your carbon footprint is like that of a household of 10 Americans from that horrific state of Pennsylvania. And now you're going to buy up all the baking soda and vinegar and put a drain on supplies. It never stops with you does it?

Ah yes, the sacred towel chronicles. Because apparently what the rest of us call “doing laundry” is, for you, a full-scale military operation requiring spreadsheets, tactical planning, and a minor shrine to a mid-range washing machine. Two towels per shower? Twice a day? Dude, are you showering or re-enacting Titanic in your bathroom? And let’s not skip over the part where you proudly announce the annual towel count like you’re presenting at a UN climate summit. One thousand four hundred and forty towels. Minimum. You're failing the carbon footprint test. And the only thing more soaked than your towels is your sense of reality. Newsflash: overwashing towels doesn’t make them cleaner, it just turns them into damp, soap-logged stink sponges. All that detergent? That’s not freshness, it’s a phosphorus, mildew casserole waiting to happen. But no worries, because the holy grail of all home appliances, your beloved Sambung, is apparently saving the day. Low cost, amazing performance, beautiful too, we get it, you want to burry your thingy in the thing. Honestly, at this point it feels less like a washing routine and more like a codependent relationship with a large metal box. And yes, we know you’re not joking. You said it about six times. Which is exactly what someone says when they are, in fact, absolutely off their nut. So next time you’re mid-spin cycle sermon, maybe give the towels, and the rest of us, a break. Try vinegar and baking soda on the towels instead of laundry soap. Maybe even try therapy. Both can work wonders on all kinds of buildup.

Look, I don’t really know this Abrego guy. I mean, I’ve seen the picture. Everyone’s seen the picture. It says MS13 right there on the knuckles. Clear as day. But now they’re saying, “Oh no sir, that was Photoshopped.” Give me a break. These people, they’ll say anything. They don’t want you to see what’s really going on. That’s the problem with the fake news. Total disaster. Now you’ve got these so-called journalists, very nasty people by the way, trying to tell me it’s fake. Terry, I picked him for the interview because nobody had ever heard of him. Still haven’t. But I gave him a shot. Tremendous shot. And what does he do? He says the picture isn’t real. Folks, I had the photo in the Oval. Big beautiful printout. Very official. Everyone was talking about it. Everybody saw it. They said, “Sir, this is proof.” And I said, “You’re absolutely right.” But then the court, nine to nothing, which is unheard of by the way, they say we have to bring this guy back. Back from a prison. A very bad prison. Not nice. And they say it was an administrative error. That’s what they’re calling it now. Unbelievable. Nobody’s held accountable anymore. And then they blame me. But you know what I say? I say ask the lawyers. I’ve got fantastic lawyers. Some of the best. People are saying we’re being too tough. Too tough? I don’t think so. We’re trying to protect the country. We’re getting rid of bad people. That’s what we’re doing. I ran on that. That’s what the people voted for. And now they’re trying to act like they didn’t. But they did. They absolutely did. This is what winning looks like, folks. Tough choices. Tough actions. Tremendous success. And the media? They don’t like that. They don’t like when I’m right. But they’ll come around. They always do. They’ll call me up soon. “Sir, you were right about the tattoos. You were right about MS13. You were right about the deportations.” And I’ll say, “I know.” Happens all the time. Anyway, I’ve got more important things to focus on. Like saving America from this disaster we inherited. Again. Making it great again. Again. We’ve done it before. We’re doing it again. Real results. Real leadership. Not some fuzzy little tattoo debate with Photoshop and crying reporters. Total mess. But we’ll clean it up. We always do.

I was about to ask why, but then I realized I truly don't want to know.

Nope, only drugs.

Whose thingy?

Delusions are strong with this one! Trump was trolled by his own content creation team. Never mind, just alternative facts. Trump Insists Clearly Edited Pic of Abrego Garcia’s Tats Is Real in Testy Interview Ryan Bort and Nikki McCann Ramirez Wed, April 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM ICT Donald Trump has been on quite a press tour around his first 100 days in office, the latest stop of which was a sit-down interview with ABC News that aired Tuesday night. It wasn’t always cordial between the president and correspondent Terry Moran — particularly as Moran tried to tell Trump that an obviously edited image of “MS-13” appearing across the knuckles of Kilmar Abrego Garcia was not, in fact, real. “On his knuckles he had MS-13,” Trump said of Abrego Garcia, a Maryland man who was wrongfully deported to a mega-prison in El Salvador. The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that the Trump administration must facilitate his return. Trump and his allies have baselessly tried to cast Abrego Garcia as a terrorist gang member they were justified in expelling from the country without due process (even though the administration itself has admitted in court his deportation was due to an “administrative error”). “He had some tattoos that were interpreted that way,” Moran replied. Abrego Garcia has four symbols tattooed across his knuckles, and the White House has been circulating an image onto which someone Photoshopped — or just superimposed with a basic paint app, really — “MS13,” purporting that it’s what Abrego Garcia’s actual tattoos represent. Trump even posed with a printout of the photo in the Oval Office. Trump kept insisting the text overlaid across Abrego Garcia’s knuckles were the actual tattoos. “Wait a minute. Terry, Terry, Terry. Don’t do that. It says ‘MS13.'” “That was Photoshopped,” Moran said. Trump then started mocking Moran. “That was Photoshopped? Terry, they’re giving you the big break of a lifetime. You’re doing the interview. I picked you because, frankly, I’d never heard of you, but that’s OK,” Trump said. “You’re not being very nice.” Moran again tried to move to another question, but Trump wasn’t having it. “Terry, do you want me to show you the picture?” “I saw the picture.” Moran kept trying to move on — even saying “agree to disagree” — but Trump kept insisting: “No, no: He had ‘MS’ as clear as you can be, not ‘interpreted.’ This is why people no longer believe the news, because it’s fake news.” The exchange was emblematic of the Trump administration’s unconstitutional deportation agenda, which seems to be predicated on doing anything possible to label immigrants gang members and then banishing them to a Salvadoran prison without due process. When Moran pressed Trump about the apparent illegality of the deportations and the court orders blocking them, the president passed the buck to the Justice Department. “I’ll have to ask the lawyers about that,” was a typical response. Of course, the interview touched on several other lowlights from Trump’s second first 100 days. Moran asked the president what he said to people who felt that the president was acting recklessly in his tariff and economic policy, and that they “didn’t sign up for this.” Trump replied that the people who voted for him “did sign up for it, actually.” “This is what I campaigned on,” Trump added. “I said that we have been abused by other countries at levels that nobody’s ever seen before. We were losing $3-5 billion a day on trade.” When asked if he had a message for “small businesses who are saying we can’t live two months with these tariffs,” or was willing to offer them a break like his administration did for Apple and other major companies, the president deflected: “Not only Apple. We have $7 to $8 trillion being invested in our country in two months. Biden didn’t have that for over a year. I mean, if you look at Biden, nobody was really investing in this country. Everybody was ripping off our country.” Trump said that “everything’s going to be just fine. It wouldn’t have been if I didn’t do this. I had a choice, I could leave it to have a nice, easy time, but I think ultimately you would have had an implosion.” There was tension between Trump and Moran for most of the interview. When Moran asked Trump whether he had “100-percent confidence” in Pete Hegseth, his scandal-plagued defense secretary, the president replied “I don’t have 100-percent confidence in anything,” adding that it was a “stupid question” and that he doesn’t even have “100-percent confidence that we’re going to finish this interview.” https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-insists-clearly-edited-pic-022323530.html

Does that model come with Grand Master Flash or is that only Maytag?

Look, I don’t really know this Elon guy. I mean, I’ve met him once or twice. Nice enough guy, I guess, even though his pesky kid planted boogers all over my desk, but people tell me a lot of things. A lot of people. Some of the best people, actually, very smart people, they’re saying he’s not doing so great. I don’t know. Look, don't quote me on that. That’s just what I’m hearing. Maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not. I don’t get involved in that. He used to be this big tech guy, everybody was talking about him, very rich. Not as rich as they say, by the way. People say, oh, Elon’s the richest man in the world. Maybe. But when I look at the numbers, folks, I see a lot of debt. A lot of debt. Tremendous debt. That’s just me. And that's only what I've seen. I’ve built real things, real buildings. Beautiful buildings. Not spaceships that explode. Not weird cars that don’t work unless you download ten apps. And what about those man-boy trucks he's making now that fall apart? I don’t do that. I build success. And now he’s running Twitter or X or whatever he’s calling it. I don’t even know what that is. It’s a mess. Everyone says so. Even liberals, even people who hate me say, “Wow, this is a disaster.” That says a lot. I had a great Twitter, by the way. Tremendous Twitter. The biggest Twitter, the likes of which the world has never seen before. Almost as big as my first inauguration crowd. Then they took me off, total censorship, but now it’s just bots and scams and weird memes. Too much Russia, Russia, Russia. Needs more posts about Hunter's laptop. Very sad. But I wish Elon well. I do. I always wish people well. But let’s just say I wouldn’t have done it the way he did. A lot of people are very disappointed. Very disappointed. You’ll see. Just watch. People are going to be talking about it more and more. I’m not saying he’s finished, but let’s just say, when people start calling me up, saying “Sir, sir, you were right again”, and they will, soon, and then it will be happening bigly and all the time, then you’ll know. Anyway, I’ve got bigger things to focus on. Like saving America. Maybe you've heard by now, we’re going to Make America Great Again, again, folks. We’re going to do it without the rockets and the flamethrowers, or the chainsaws, and the strange tweets. Real leadership. Real results. Lowest Fox poll numbers of any president during his first 100 days in the last 1,000 years. Always winning!

What do you need so much washing? Always washing! Man diapers! Orange ones!

Impossible. You've never met a female in real life.

Mitigating factor.

Says the weirdo who likes to go by the woman's name of Susan and who doesn't have a clue about anything in real life other than where to find an underwhelming meal in Thailand for less than ฿40. You seem to know as much about what's happening in the real world as that convict from Florida who thinks he runs the country and the world.

No. That's what spending 23 hours a day on Pornhub does to the membrane. Give it a rest FFS.

Stalker troll. Projecting.

Sounds like someone had AI spew four thousand words psychoanalyzing what the rest of us just call being a grumpy old git with WiFi. Apparently getting cranky online is not just bad manners, it is now a full-blown medical condition according to people with too much free time. Who knew all it took to explain a few angry posts was a PhD thesis and absolutely no sense of humour. Imagine writing an entire essay to diagnose what could have been solved with a cuppa and a nap. Turns out it is not just arthritis setting in, it is also chronic comment section rage syndrome. So basically, old blokes are arguing online because they are bored and stubborn, but thanks for making it sound like a groundbreaking scientific discovery.

U tink too mutt. U no ahb nahm?

Can't remember. Look at my profile. The Pope snuffed who?

Bless you for your kind compliment.

Makes zero difference. You are still completely inept. You can even post pics of your tiny little thingy. Nobody cares. The fact that you even want us to know about your micro thingy just proves how inept you truly are.