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Robert_Smith

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  1. They are numpties mate. dogs bodies. regards, bob.
  2. everyone knows thai men have small willy's. regards, bob.
  3. christ alive. so many idiots coming here without insurance and relying on gofundme's I for one wont be contributing a single cent. stupid is as stupid does, i'm afraid.. regards, bob.
  4. rubbish. it serves as a way to make up for a very small penis. regards, bob.
  5. See @ChumpChange there are other people who can also see the wood for the trees! regards, bob.
  6. Every thai woman I have slept with (hundreds over the years) have always commented on how good my penis feels when inisde them. Perfect is the expression I hear the most. regards, bob.
  7. what is it about these morons with blowing their whistles? do they do it for the sense of power? does the uniform make them feel like they are something, even though they probably get paid less in a month than I make in an hour. is it just to show off? is it just to annoy people? one was blowing his whistle this afternoon for nor reason at all, there was no traffic or pedestrians crossing the street, he was just blowing for blowings sake... absolute wingnuts if you ask me! regards, bob.
  8. Hope the foreigner gets away scot-free. regards, bob.
  9. It's not supposed to be funny you ignoramus. it's a serious topic that causes multiple deaths every year. Seatbelts should be mandatory, especially in taxis. regards, bob.
  10. ....until you have a car crash and go flying through the windsheidl! still happy? regards, bob.
  11. Don't you think that is highly dangerous? What about if he crashed with a kid in the back? regards, bob.
  12. The other day I was forced to hail a cab on the street as I didn't have my phone with me, I told him in Thai where I wanted to go and off we went. Within about 20 seconds of sitting down on the back seat, I realized there was no seat belt buckle for me to strap myself in. So I asked, politely, where is it? he said, no have, no have. So then I said, well what if we have a crash, what then? he laughed and said mai pen ri, I not crash, I good driver.... That really wound me up. In fact it wound me up so much that I told him to immediately pull over to the side of the road, end the fare, and I got out and waited for another cab, which this time had the aforementioned seat buckle in the correct place. I also took a picture of the taxi drivers license photo and his registration. I'm still unsure if I should call him in and report him as I have done that before and they never even answered the phone or replied to my emails. It's a hopeless place here at times. regards, bob.
  13. Another horrific crash. When will Thailand train their drivers properly? regards, bob.
  14. I'd like to start a thread where people can share their favorite comedy clips. Here is one of mine. Billy was one of the best 🙂 Just a bit of lighthearted fun to get us all through the day. regards, bob.
  15. rooftop parties now then is it??... regards, bob.
  16. ....you may want to call ahead of time. they do like to throw garden parties quite a lot there. regards, bob.
  17. Thai's just love to grass people up, especially a farang... They get off on it, almost sadistically. regards, bob.
  18. ...Just another Russian going in to do his weekly shop. This kind of thing is the norm in Phuketsburg these days... regards, bob.
  19. Pai is a lovely, quaint little mountain village. It's even better without tourists. regards, bob.
  20. I'm not a tourist. regards, bob.
  21. If they really want to maintain security then cancel tourist visas all together. Get rid of the great unwashed and only let well heeled, well educated expats with good jobs remain. regards, bob.
  22. That definitely does not include me. regards, bob.
  23. Happens all the time in that hellhole Pattaya. The Wild West of Asia. regards, bob.
  24. That you in your profile pic, Fred? Think you need a new camera buddy! regards, bob.
  25. Do you honestly believe that is the real reason they want the tax money? To develop the country? Seriously???? regards, bob.
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