rgs2001uk

These girls take a bullet for the family and marry us old faring buffalos hoping we die the day after the wedding. She lost patience & this guy just won't die fast enough.

I remember a few year ago, a fellow had a heart attack and died.

Concerned about the grieving widow, I went by to offer condolences and spoke with her friends that had gathered there.

"How is the wife feeling" I asked in a sympathetic, hushed tone?

In unison the ladies jumped up and danced around, waving their arms, shouting, "she's rich! she's rich!, she's rich!

The poor sod was dead less than 24 hours and it looked like the happiest day of their lives.

It s like that my friend.

I was this year at the cremation of the ex husband of my wife with her daughter who inherited of the poor lad. Very moving ceremony for the 3 days i was there. Next day we went to social security for the insurance money, a little over 100k. My step daughter getting half and a big fight between the brothers for the rest. Nobody shade a tears and was very exited about the money. I must have been looking quite cool among this bunch

I hope you were still looking quite cool when they handed you the bill of 500k baht plus for the 5 day shindig

Good man, too many farang dont know about the insurance policy these villages have in place to pay for it.

Too embarrassed is more likely

He didn't see it coming

Originally he was probably in denial mode, when the gravity of the situation dawned on him he went into acceptance mode, round about now he is probably in anger mode.

'Tis the other side of the coin when we hear about older guys with their young hotties, its like being handed the keys to a sports car, then finding out you cant afford the running costs.

As a friend told me, if you cant afford to play golf, dont buy a set of clubs.

A body builder on 133 baht a day.???? .... 2 decent size chicken beasts are 100 baht so doesn't leave a great deal for pork, fruit and vegs... IMHO....

Yeah, he used to be a 140 kg body builder.

I really struggle to act like a 5 year old now I am 53.

Sounds like you're doing it pretty well to me.

Have you considered talking to people, rather than just throwing a strop when they don't do as you expect them to?

That's the dumbing down part. Not expecting people to do what they are meant too. But !

Yeah I have thought about talking to people. But when I shout out 'SERVICE' still nothing happened. What do you suggest ? taking the staff for a burger and chips ?

SERVICE'

Ah theres your problem right there, the staff couldnt understand you, Thai has no V use a W as in Wodka, next time shout out SERWIS.

http://www.samuiforsale.com/knowledge/thailand-land-title-deeds.html

http://www.thailandlawonline.com/article-older-archive/land-title-deeds-land-documents-in-thailand

This is sure hard to beat.

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Seems to me the wife had enough of you.

Go back to her, be sincere with her and promise her you will change your attitude towards her.

A good thing also is to get a bunch of nice flowers for her.

Good Luck to you.

forget the flowers, but add a pickup (new)

I'm starting to wonder if Costas2008 does in fact live in Thailand, or if he has "dated" Thai women, I do not know any, Thai women, that want flowers, they hold no monetary or food value at all. I admit though, I do not know every Thai woman.

My missus says and Ive heard it before that flowers are for dead people in Thailand.

My mrs told me a long time ago, dont give me flowers, I cant eat them.

Why is it grown men are always the victim here?

60 year old man knocks up a 20 something and complains about losing some dough.

Meanwhile, 20 something's life is ruined.

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In some of the cases I have seen, the 20 somethings life was ruined long before the farang ever came on the scene.

Unwanted by the local Thai men she seeks a farang who doesnt understand how things work here.

I was talking to a girl in a Pattaya beer bar the other week, 23 years old, already had two kids aged 6 and 4, how many Thai guys are going to take her on and pay sin sot for the privilege?

If the above aint enough, check out the heavisest slab of rawk ever delivered.

Nothing more need be said, one of the greatest ever albums.

^^^^^, my mrs loves that movie, she thinks its hilarious.

Not yet mentioned, a classic, Kes.

BKKBobby

If you want to buy a second-hand condo for yourself and without a broker or middleman of any kind, you need to decide what area/district you want to buy in. Then walk from condo to condo in that area and talk to the office manager(s). Ask if any condo unit is for sale. Often you will hear from online posters that Thais generally don't like to buy second-hand themselves, so there may be units available, which are not being openly advertised, and the Condo Administrator will often know this.

My wife and I bought our condo 20 years ago and now, nearly each week people (actually Thais only) come to see our office manager and ask if there are any units for sale. Thais also don't like to pay the broker or middlemen any fees, so they use word-of-mouth and simply wait untill they get to know someone who is interested.

If it is true that you don't want a condo for investment, but for yourself, this is the only way I can see for you. However, if you really want to to "buy cheap and try to sell expensive" - you should simply forget about the whole thing. Its a pipedream in my opinion.

About Thai lawyers. Please notice that that there are good ones and there are bad ones. When we bought our condo we had a personal friend and a Thai lawyer help us and you will soner and later have to find a lawyer too, you simply can't do without. And another point here. Our lawyer took care of everything, but one day the developer came with a bill that said "our share of the lift(s) was 100,000 Baht" to be added to the salesprice. Of course I was ready to fight the guy, but my wife paid the bill since we hadn't got our house registration yet at that time, and she didn't want any kind of problems. So even with good lawyers and professional help you can still run into problems if the seller think he or she "can run around corners with you".

However, if you really want to to "buy cheap and try to sell expensive" - you should simply forget about the whole thing. Its a pipedream in my opinion.

Aint that the truth.

Bkk and Thailand is full of them, flippers and Bob The Builder types, what worked in farangistan dont work here.

So can anyone recommend a good lawyer? But if they rip me off you better find a new country to live. Classic.

Bobbybkk you have been on this forum to much this past week and you are starting to be a keyboard warrior. Go outside and get some air.. 2pm Monday @ exchange tower... lol

Im a successfull condoflipper by the way,

LOL.

Too cool. Obama is negotiating with Iran while he helps bomb the Iranian supported Houthis.

The Saudis consider the Houthis proxies for the Shiite government of Iran and fear another Shiite-dominated state in the region.

Who really gives a toss what the Saudis think, someone should tell them how the cow eats the cabbage.

The Houthis were there for years long before The Siite gov't of Iran ever came to power.

Heck the Brits realised this 50 years ago.

By your user name I assume you live on Sri Nakarin.

Which end, Bang Na or Bang Kapi?

I can offer two alternatives.

1. Get the boy enrolled in an international school which is mainly expat kids with a sprinkling of Thais.

2. Move to a more expat orientated moo baan.

I appreciate money may be a concern, or travel, either for you getting to and from work, or for the boy geting to and from school.

There are two Thai boys up my way who both attend an international school, their self confidence and the range of subjects they can converse on means, these guys will be headed for decent jobs either in Thailand or overseas.

Compared to their Thai peers, these kids could almost be farang they are leaps and bounds ahead of some of the local kids.

if I knew what province bangas was in I may be able to help.

They've been talking about a Regional rapid response force for a long time. But that's more to put down uprisings that threaten their monarchies.

RRF, please stop you are killing me, my sides are splitting, gawd it huts too much.

Do you remember the incident at Dhahran about 10/12 years ago with the Saudi special forces trying to get out the back of the helicopter?

What a farce, made even worse by the fact, it was actually screened live on the telly.

LOL, they are so special, they even had to call the Foreign Legion in to the 'holy city' to put down the Shia uprising a few years ago.

I hope Uncle Sam and the leader of the free world aint hanging his hat on this lot, LOL.

I remember an incident a few years ago on the Yemeni border, truckloads of airconditioned portacabins and jinglys were sent south to set up a base camp for the 'special forces'

Jeez, you really couldnt make this up, went to the border had a goat grab drank some tea and came home.

Another ex-squadron feller who was doing hand-to-hand combat training in Qatar wrote that he turned round and saw two of the "elite" he was training lovingly holding hands.

While on a refridgeration course. The instructor told of an incident with the Saudi Air Force. A pilot was dune hopping and flew over a Bedouin girl tending her goats. The backwash killed her. Their was an investigation. The outcome was the jet engine was possessed so they replaced it.

I wonder if the instructor knew of the idiot who was doing some dune hopping in Saudi, he set the TFR from soft ride to hard ride and wondered why it flew into the side of a mountain.

As told to me by a former RAF pilot instructor ref his RSAF counterparts, "I have never met such a bunch of Combat Ready f***wits in all my life"

The stories from GW1 are amazing, the reality is they are all true, people back in the real world wouldnt believe them.

During one Gulf spat back in the '80's, a senior officer got called up and said he couldn't go.

His reason: "I always take my mother shopping on Saturday".

Arab "Force" yeah right.

The expression, couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery springs to mind.

The stories some of the guys who worked as Range Wardens can tell you, LOL

By the way, Ch,the step daughter is 18,and no my now ex wife does not have 16 kids by 38 different men,i don't know if that was you ,or the grub called Richie hua hin, who posted that little gem,you guys seem to specialise in knocking posters when they are down,and feeling good about it,ergo,the playground bully,and don't you just hate it,Ch,when like me they won't back down,because like most negative posters here,i have yet to see a yard of,wit,charm,or humor in any of your posts,maybe that is because it reflects your personality: empty.

Look, you're obviously distraught what with drinking yourself out of a marriage last night so I'm not going to bat that nonsense back to you.

Frankly, you sound like you're back on the sauce tonight.

Don't you think you ought to put the tankard down; I mean, it hasn't done you any good recently, has it??

perhaps spomeone more qualified than me, can answer the question, why do Thai men never pick up these 'train wrecks'

A Thai man would cut to the chase in less than 10 questions before he ever asked Little Lek out on a date. As for MKP, I would have thought you would have been posting from somewhere south of Korat by now, is that you flying by my house by now on yer way to Pattaya?

Heres something to be going on with, from a Thai mans perscpective,

What uni did you attend?

Whats your position in the comapny?

How much do you earn?

have you been married before?

How many kids do you have?

How much land do your parents own?

Is it gov't land or chanote?

How much sin sot do you want?

What will happen to it?

No worries

Speaking to Thai men tonight, the answers were, mai riap roy, family no good, etc etc.

As was posted by another poster I respect, If your initial meeting was based on a financial transaction, expect it to end on one.

The guy is probly shopping g on slimeball avenue and the other players are well versed in finding fools for prey.

This we'll end badly, you can bet ur bottom dollar on that.

There's some creepy old slime on tvf.....hopefully the authorities are on the way to pay these people a visit

LOL.....do you really think it's against the law to date someone 21-years old??? And you have been to Thailand??????

I think NEVERDIE is jealous. He's probably married to an antique. I doubt he lives in Thailand; I very much doubt he can speak, read and write the language.

There's nothing wrong with 21. It's young, sure, but it's legal.

As someone who is married to an antique, the best tunes are played on the old fiddles.

I can read write and speak Thai, whatever that has to do with anything,

Personally I love being in the CBD of Bkk and looking at those hottie HiSo women walking by, the types our TEFLr types can only fantasise of.

Wht TF would I want to date some 21 year old 'hottie', no thanx, give me a 'cougar' or '&lt;deleted&gt;'

Back to the grindhouse for you, do you actually live here?

before you ask, yes, I live in Bang kapi.

I know some posters will knock me, check ot some of the MILFs on Faux news, that Judge Jeanine is one 'hottie', so is Kay Burley off Sky news.