lucjoker

On 7/25/2020 at 1:12 PM, bwpage3 said:

Where in Spain?

Costa Blanca,in summer not so hot as Malaga

In the winter a bit warmer  then Malaga.

36 minutes ago, Kadilo said:

Stop reading it and posting and you will feel even better. Give it a try. 

no, i like reading comics .

Stop telling people what to do and you will feel better.Give it a try,it's an order .   

On 7/23/2020 at 9:02 AM, scubascuba3 said:

After I was bitten by a soi dog I had a meeting at Pattaya City Hall who are responsible, 3 people incl 1 dept head guy, they listened, were polite and generally feigned interest and did nothing, the dog is still there over a year later. Walking round the building it came across as full of people doing nothing shuffling paper, i doubt I'll ever waste time going back

the best officials name is "crossbow"

His helpers are named "arrows"

Put the logo of Pattaya police and the logo of City Hall on the "helpers"

Make mr Crossbow and his "helpers " work silently in the night and early mornings ( from 03:oo)

When finished ,hide mr Crossbow on the property  of your most hated neighbor.

Then wait and be happy.

Good work.

On 7/23/2020 at 8:21 AM, Eindhoven said:

 

Not sure that is fair. My call/visit to City Hall was entirely successful. No hint of a request for remuneration. But of course it helps if you speak to the right person in the first place.

I did and action was swift.

So I can say that in all of my interactions with City Hall they have solved or helped to solve the issue without any suggestion of payment.

are you bribed by City Hall to say this? lol

7 hours ago, cornishcarlos said:

 

Off topic but interesting.

I read an article yesterday about Google, effectively blocking any content on YouTube about Bitcoin. That got my attention...

Seems it has been going on for a while. I wonder why Google don't want people viewing videos about Bitcoin ??

I am in Spain, no censoring here,

bitcoin up 32,0373% in 1 month.

But maybe - 30% next week ? It's gambling.

3 hours ago, andre47 said:

6. All markets are to shut. 

Where to buy food?

finally we can eat some of those 1 million stray dogs ?

Hot-dogs are my favorite !

If not.....keep eating pussy...cats 

1 hour ago, petedk said:

It was interesting to see how the different countries are taking different approaches to tackling this virus.

 

In Korea they are doing mass testing to try and catch the virus at an early stage. I read the other day that a Covid-19 test in Thailand can cost up to 13,000 Baht, so some people avoid being tested. Wouldn't it be a good idea for the government to give a large budget to the health authorities and make testing free for everyone?

there is no test material anymore.It takes months to produce test kids,and most labs  making this .....are in China .(as is 98% of the medications we take) 

The whole world has to order its medicine in China , US included.

That's why there is only a very limited stock at your farmacie .

4 hours ago, FritsSikkink said:

Who's fingerprints were on the bullet? Should be pretty easy to find out. No thousands of dollars needed for this too.

probably the father and son went to a shooting range,

the boy took a bullet as souvernir............bingo.

7 hours ago, tifino said:

at least with the same story running on multi threads...

one gets to have a second laugh ???????? 

the problem is not enough alcohol.

When a Thai drunk has enough alcohol ,he will not stop drinking until he

falls asleep. The problem arrises ,when his bottle is empty before he passes out .

He is still able to get in his car ......and do some stupid accident. His already ,more drunk and sleeping friends , did the right thing "drink til you drop"

On 11/7/2019 at 6:24 AM, bkk6060 said:

He can try, but probably a big waste of time.

With proper connections ownership of a bike can be transferred in a day.

Also, maybe she used the abandonment excuse.

Which is probably what she did prior to sale.

Should be an interesting case.

buying the car was a good choice..

buying the house was a good choice...

but your girl was a big mistake.

On 1/31/2019 at 5:49 PM, lucjoker said:

So ,just move in time , and take all your belongings with you,

thats what i did .

as i did also.

On 1/31/2019 at 6:01 PM, stephen tracy said:

Are you sure? I thought the wording there was a bit confusing. So you mean that after 2 years you need 1.6 mil and after 3 years, 2.4 etc? That seems a bit crazy for someone who is retired. I'm not retirement age yet but wouldn't want to have to do that

No,you need only to bring in 400 000 a year.

Plus some more trips to the bank and immigration to prove that the money is still in .

On 1/31/2019 at 8:23 PM, MikeN said:

I suspect that English is not your first language, so it's not surprising you cannot understand the local version of English ..... but you are completely misunderstanding it. Nowhere does it say you have to bring in 800,000 every year ....one option is to bring in 65,000/month but if you are using money in the bank method then its 800k for 2 months prior and 3 months after your extension, and a minimum of 400k for the next 7 months when it starts all over again .....bring in 400k or more to get you up to the 800k level again.

yes, i was wrong.......it is not 800 000 but 400 000 thb to bring in every year.

Plus the extra trips to bank and immigration to prove you are a good boy.

Plus the need to be in the country to do all these trips.

Some people dont spend more than a few months a year in Thailand, because ,except for the few winter months , it is too hot for older people .

And again you are right, English is not my first language, that would be a big handicap .

English is only my 4th language , not perfect ,but i have not the limited vision of only 1 language, as most "first language" people.I'm sure you speak a lot af languages so i'm not ridiculing you .

Have a nice day. 

6 minutes ago, DaRoadrunner said:

Not as I understand it. You don't have to bring in an extra 800k every year, you just have to maintain that balance for purposes of visa.

wrong, read it more careful !

1 hour ago, moto77 said:

This is kinda silly. You wouldn't be arrested for overstay if your visa was still valid when you left. Immigration isn't going to check your bank account balance. LOL.

So ,just move in time , and take all your belongings with you,

thats what i did .

29 minutes ago, Krataiboy said:

Blimey! Big Joke must be laughing himelf silly at the kerfuffle he has caused. Much ado. . . 

He wont keep laughing long, when he sees the money-people move some where else, and leave the pour mothers and children where they belong.

nobody is going to marry any thai lady, they will choose a cambodgian .

4 hours ago, madmitch said:

And I thought the 800,000 baht was for living expenses, not as am interst earner for the Thai banks!

 

 

No, they want the real cash in the bank and 800 000 thb extra every year.

By by cheapcharlies

4 hours ago, Aforek said:

And for people who have a fixed deposit with 800000 bahts or more, how does it work ?

on the saving account, according to "and the remaining balance must be no less than THB 400,00 or; ", we must have always  at least  400000 bahts ? 

yes, and additional ,you will have to put in "fresh" money in every year (800 000 bht)

If you can't.......by by Thailand !

why bother about a driving license ?

Do as the Thais....tell the police you dont have one ....and pay 400 bht .

And keep on driving......

you can ask a few questions to see if she really understands you.

If she answers " it is not your bussiness " or " up to you " or " why" on the question :" how much money do you need ".......than you are sure she does not understand you

21 hours ago, ChiangMaiLightning2143 said:

Where do you fit in Thai social order? If you are you a Farang then you are lower than a convicted Thai child molestor on death row, even a rabbed dog in the street. Could have been a reincarnated Thai.

Then coelenterate worms of a latrine.

Then Africans and Indians.

“White privilege”

 

yes , very true ......unless you show some money......they will line up for you ......

let this be a lesson , dont complain about anything on this forum,

just praise the street dogs , the friendly people , the clean beaches, the good politicians ,the mild climat , the perfect builders, the perfect wives , ........and the smooth flowing save traffic .........if not , go back to your country !