lucjoker

Hallelujah,

maprachan reservoir (and all the ones around ) are half empty,

And it is still raining hard every day.

So when it stops raining and a few dry months ....what will happen ?

The Royal Irrigation Department and the Metropolitan Waterworks Authority (MWA)knows the answer,lol.

Hallelujah,

maprachan reservoir (and all the ones around ) are half empty,

And it is still raining hard every day.

So when it stops raining and a few dry months ....what will happen ?

The Royal Irrigation Department and the Metropolitan Waterworks Authority (MWA)knows the answer,lol.

on 18 sept i posted:

Posted by lucjoker on 2014-09-18 14:02:04 in Thailand News

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Was this "predator" aroused by just seeing a bikini?

Or by some other things done behind the rocks at night ?

I have no problems with that ,but others might loose control.

I was spot on , so now you know how to avoid problems ,arousing

simple minds can get you killed.

most "english "toilets are for children ,

way too smaal ,

the biggest i could find were 32cm seat-opening,all the rest is for children .

Find out who gave him the money ,

let him prove in what honest way he made it .

If he can ...OK

If he can't .....confiscate the money and put him behind bars.

Same in europe .

i live here 11 years,

never met an alcoholic!

They all can stop drinking when they want ,so no problemo.

The thing is they don't want to stop drinking,so they are drunk

every day but are not alcoholics,tit

anything valuable ,beautiful,special ........that you like ,will also be liked by others.

It can be your gold chain,your money,your beautiful body,your lovely child ........

If "the other" has no morality (poor education and too much wrong examples around him )then

there is a big possibility it will be taken off you !

You can be killed for a 20 bht bill, after being raped,walking around with a gold chain ,.......just like that.

The more civilized people around you ,the safer .But those places are very rare since immigrations mixed

things up.

Flashing your body or money is a very dangerous thing to do ,some don't understand this simple logic.

Ask for "blue powder" in a shop ,it works well.

Some still not get it .

In Thailand you have to feed your lady ,her family ,and the ones behaving like family ,

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And of course you feed the soi dogs,or they will bite you .

I also feed the chickens of my wife (50 pcs) though i 'm not allowed to eat their eggs nor

eat their meat .(the eggs are for small chickens ,dummy ! And budha doesn't allow me to

kill .

Is it clear now ?

Robert24, that is roughly how I see it as well. I had some friends come to visit me here in Pattaya a while ago. They were thinking of retiring out here and buying a house. They are married to each other and are both English.

They liked my house and wanted to buy one similar. I nearly had to strangle them to stop them buying anything. I kept telling them that although I 'owned' the land via the company method, I had a plan B to hand it over to my Thai wife if the wicked grim repossessor came knocking at my door to claim the land back.

They could do nothing though as they would have to put it in the name of a Thai and possibly lease it back for 30 years - why would they want to enter into an agreement like that?

So that is my plan B, it will be quite costly to shut down the company and set up the 30 year lease (up to 500K Baht I was advised a few years ago) and put the land in my wife's name. Not the end of the world though!

To the OP though I would suggest that if you have any doubts or the reason you are buying land is not 100 percent on the level, then don't buy any land. It is simply not worth the hassle.

My friends have now moved to Spain where ironically they are renting, as Property ownership in Spain is even more precarious than it is in the LOS!

What happens to plan B ,when you find out that your wife can not buy your property (nor Company) if she can not prove the money is hers ?

It seems to be forbidden to "donate" money to your wedded wife . That's why you will have to state in an official letter that the money belongs to your wife AND

she has to prove it by bankbooks ...salaries......

I can give it to my thai-farang children dough,but then it is locked in their name and not easy to sell.

looks like i'm 1 of the rare farang owning a house via company?

i was with my lawyer (Pattaya) yesterday ,and asked him about thai companies and owning land and building a house .

He told me : farang can not own land in his name.Starting a company to control the land is bending the law .

Also the shareholders must be thai with money (and be able to prove it) not let say an office worker of the lawyer (who is already in 20 other

companies ) The lawyer will have to explain how they could be in 20 companies with such a small salary.

The government is now asking land office to make a list of all companies with farang directors ,the list will be send to BKK and they will take

aktion . If you are not 100% ok you will have to stop your company (costs about 175 000 bht) and sell the land (house) to a Thai within 180 days.

He advised to close the company and sell it to my thai wife.

When i told him my wife can not buy land unless she proves it is her money (and not mine ) he smiled ,and asked how i know this ?

So , who knows more about this .I have my company for 7 years ,allway paid taxes (also on the house we build on it ) and did balance sheet every year.

Thanks

seems the percentage of predators is rising ?

Age is not a factor for morality,so more of this is coming.

"can they be safe in bikinis... unless they are not beautiful?"

Yes they can be safe ,until a predator passes their path,and by now it's

time to know this, or are more examples needed ?

Was this "predator" arroused by just seeing a bikkini?

Or by some other things done behind the rocks at night ?

I have no problems with that ,but others might loose controll.

The PM, hit the nail,allthough sounding verry harsh .

Watch out ,wherever you are ,killers are around you.

So dont flash money ,gold.... or your beauty,it can be taken by anyone who

does not have your moral standards .

And they will take it on you weakest moment ,in the dark, after drinks........

Not only in Thailand but anywhere where you are considered richer than the locals.

They invent ,judge and give awards to themselves....and are proud about it ?

Reaction from this youtube clip?

It happened on Koh Larn( or Lanta) and the masked man was arrested.

He told police he had orders from his boss to make everybody pay if they entered the beach.

The boss told him the beach was his.

My wife heard it in the news.

Is it really because of political turmoil ????? Or maybe people really got bored with pattaya ..

If tomorrow they change the rules and you can not own a condo in your name ........olla lalla !

And believe me ,they can !

look at what is waiting for the house owners.......their only choice : give it away to your wife (although this is also against the law !)

Farang-dom is almost finished ?

In Belgium they made 6 milj car drivers to buy a new reflective triangle.

The new triangle is 3 cm bigger .

So , not only lunatics in TH .

Lucky you can drive around without papers until they stop you ,and than spend some bht -paper .

I hope for you it is the skin of a snake ,if it is the skin of your wife..........

You need an Iron Man suit like Tony Stark's.

Yes maybe science can find a solution...clone myself perhaps...

Thanks for the humour, but actually this isn't a pub talk post. There is that saying "be careful of what you wish for". Well I now have it. And just 8 days later I am burnt to a crisp. The only saving grace is that she heads off to work each morning and I get the day time to recover. I am crazy about her...too crazy in fact...I feel like I have won the lottery every time she smiles at me...but I am fearful that I am just too long in the tooth to keep up.

It's a horrible feeling when you just want her so much but the body is fried. Youth is wasted on the young.

How many times a day she smiles during the day on here work ?

Look around , the major business is .....house building .

In every little town you can find building -shops (Home Pro,Home Market ......but also smaller shops on every corner )

If they stop farangs from owning a house via company ,those shops will have a hard time .

And a lot of Thai-landowners will cry ,because their land will be worth what is was before the farang came.(a few 1000 a rai)

All this land farangs control now ,will go automatically to Thai people ,so why the fear ?

Their fear in the future is that it will be difficult to control those rich widows with their smart kids ?

Or they just hate us that much ? Why not cancel all the visa's and allow only 30 day visa?

But we can only obey ,and find another smart solution .

stay away from dirty beaches .

Not only the water can make you sick but

you support scumbags by paying for a rusted umbrella .

Stop coming to beaches close to a big city, they are all polluted .

zebra crossings?

Thais do stop every time a zebra walks over it .

though they do speed up and take videos of ostriches running down the street

Yes and the ostriches know this ,and wont put their head in the ground out fear of loosing their virginity ........

the strong can take the small, this is nature .

So ,dont get involved with nature!

Let Russia take the bankrupt oekraine,so they cant

attach it to bankrupt europe com.

Because with the attachment of all these poor countries,eu is shit to live in .