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By evolution thai people have special eardrums ,

instead of very thin ,they have concrete ones.Perfect solution to noisy dogs , ambulance sirenes , and .....

Also by evolution  their nose is reinforced with concrete props, again perfect solution to stinking dumps,fermented fish, smoke from burning rubbish and plastic next to your house ......

The eyes .....same thing,look at all those accidents .

So , now that you know this , dont try to explain your problems to them.........

the answer is " No pombem !"

And dont touch the dog ! It is not his fault that his boss is Thai.

2 minutes ago, Thongkorn said:

If your lady speaks good English. She has worked the Bar a long time

How do you know? experience?

2 minutes ago, gamesgplayemail said:

 

 

And if you have self esteem, not only you speak Thai, but you do not spend any second with an idiot not able to speak English correctly...

 

 

Any man who can speak a second language ( or more) even not correctly ,is a smart man.

4 hours ago, pearciderman said:

 

Or maybe she went to school and was taught English for a minimum of 9 years. How many Thai lessons did you get at primary and secondary school?

None,but got 4 languages in school ......

The thai girls had also no english in school ,they had to learn it from selfish drunk farang and did succeed in it. They were" given "houses,........... Smart ladies ! Dumb Farang ?

4 hours ago, Autonuaq said:

I am not sure why you claim what you say.

It just shows you totally not understand communication and interaction. About 95% of a language is the unspoken language.

Even animals who not speak the language understand what we want and speak about them.

 

 

Animals do not loose their house on a smaller species.....animal are not that dumb.......

5 hours ago, robblok said:

I speak Thai gf speaks a lot more English but certainly not enough. You are right though many guys don't speak Thai and have lived here long. I don't think its a measure of intelligence if you can speak more then one language. Otherwise the Dutch would be far smarter then The English who in general speak one language. There is no real difference between the two countries in IQ so there goes that theory.

 

I can follow conversation hold conversation but am often lost if it gets specific or outside my area of knowledge. Still much to improve but better as most.

i could answer you in Dutch or German , but the watchdogs dont allow this.

How many smart guys lost their house,car, motorcycle ,monney.......to a dumb thai lady 20 (or more )years younger than themselves.......answer: a lot .

While they brag in bars how succesfull they are,they are outsmarted by any bar-lady there is.

There are exeptions , but in general .......i id not met many smart ones.

btw, i made some gramar mistakes ,for those smart Sherlocs.....

7 hours ago, transam said:

I don't care what Thai's say about me, a non event ...

Oh, I corrected your English....

 

Yes, it is the only language you can correct .

And it is not my language, i picked it up from commercials .....and cartoons ,when i was 3 y

19 hours ago, TunnelRat69 said:

You actually hit he jackpot, a house with free entertainment, record some of it and post them here  we all need a laugh once in a while.

the trick is.....not to laugh ......they can turn violant if a farang makes them loose their face..To loose their face on the tarmac is ok,it was just Buddha taking care of them . 

So ...observe with a straight face , as if nothing happened. If they can still walk,they will be gone in minutes before police arrives and steel their last satang  (drunk driving , no helmet ,no insurance , not driver id, not nr-plate , no tax -sticker .....)

But if they cant get up ...they will look around .....looking for some one to blame ,so stay clear , they dont like intervention ......mint your own business .

This last sentence ,is for the vultures who circle around in this forum ,and attack every well intended post .They dont have to tell me how wrong i am ,how selfish i am , what an idiot i am,  ......tell it to my Buddha who created me .

THAI people are what they are , big children .

So i let them do , i do not intervene .

Yesterday we had a quiet gathering, close to a bend in the road .

There was a lorry who spilled gas on the road ......

Suddenly .....crash-noises ...sparks....dust ....a motorcycle , who came full speed ,crashed  into the barriers . We stood up for a look .

3 drunk on the floor ,motorcycle in pieces .....we did not intervene .

2 minutes later .... the next crash.......1 handed lady on the phone ,,tried full speed turning

but the fuel spill was stronger than her Buddha luck.... we did not intervene , just looked how things happen here in their country ....

Then some motorcycle with blue and red flashing lights crashed , it was a "first help " guy,

he threw some sand on the road .......1 min later another slides away on the sand .......

we did learn nothing new and did not intervene .....as expected of a good farang .....it is not our business .

dont talk about killing snakes,dogs,..........

many snake -eyed farangs are waiting for those comments , they rather see a child bitten by a snake , than a snake killed by the father. 

Also a raging dog ,is your own mistake .....if your child is bitten in the face ....they will put the blame on the child ,never on the holy -dog owner.........

So better never mention it here .......... 

34 minutes ago, johnnynmonic said:

I got Thai price in a national park the other day.  Was ready to pay the whole thing because the party I was with wanted to go in, and I was embarrassed to say anything about it in front of them.  They inquired nicely to the staffer working the booth and I got the same fee as them.  It happens now and then, just depends on the mood of the gatekeeper.  It's not like there's anything in it for them either way, so rather than trying to slip through, just a friendly chat and smiling request might work, especially if they're working alone.  But getting irrate and complaining will certainly not get anyone anywhere.  

tell them you spend your last money on a lottery ticket ending on 999......they will let you in for free if they may touch you.

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4 hours ago, craigt3365 said:

You obviously didn't read my post where I said I know of dogs being taken out of several different areas.  Done by government workers in a government truck.

"I HAD a DREAM"

martin luther K.

On 10/10/2017 at 7:50 AM, craigt3365 said:

No reason to leave.  If he's in the right area, they can take care of this.  Just need to find the right office.

what office? "the dream -on" office ?

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You are living in Thailand ,

get out if you dont like.........this is the sad truth 

Promise the grand mother 10 milj bath.

Pay her until she dies 10 bht /month,

In 83 y she will be paid out........so patience to her...

On 9/30/2017 at 3:22 PM, glasswort said:

THB5000 for a new set of golf clubs? You must be joking. By the way I have never met anyone who has not become hooked on golf once they have given it a try,

well you did not met me ,nor my friends......

most new players here are 60+ , too old to learn this sport in this heat......

we changed to the afternoon (aircon) bar games, it's a much easier "ball-game' .....

On 9/30/2017 at 3:22 PM, glasswort said:

THB5000 for a new set of golf clubs? You must be joking. By the way I have never met anyone who has not become hooked on golf once they have given it a try,

On 9/30/2017 at 3:22 PM, glasswort said:

THB5000 for a new set of golf clubs? You must be joking. By the way I have never met anyone who has not become hooked on golf once they have given it a try,

I know many who did it once,and gave up.....tooo hot !

a new set will cost you 5000 bht ..........

Quality ????? you dont need quality .....you are a starter and will probably give

it up after 2 tries ........

If not ,buy a very expensive set....try 2 more times and give it up then ......

So by now ..you have 2 sets of clubs ......just like the rest of us !

In Jomtien ,it takes me normaly 10 to 20 min for a 90 day 

For an extension 30 min 

and same for a mult.entry next day..........if you pick the right day...

doing this 15 y ,and be well prepared ( foto,copies,.....and if possible :your wife !)

The 90 day's can be done by your wife ,stay in bed.

if your nose and eyes are in working order......they will tell you 

if there is smoke.......

Predictions........come on man ,tit