
lucjoker
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On 1/31/2019 at 5:49 PM, lucjoker said:
So ,just move in time , and take all your belongings with you,
thats what i did .
as i did also.
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On 1/31/2019 at 6:01 PM, stephen tracy said:
Are you sure? I thought the wording there was a bit confusing. So you mean that after 2 years you need 1.6 mil and after 3 years, 2.4 etc? That seems a bit crazy for someone who is retired. I'm not retirement age yet but wouldn't want to have to do that
No,you need only to bring in 400 000 a year.
Plus some more trips to the bank and immigration to prove that the money is still in .
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On 1/31/2019 at 8:23 PM, MikeN said:
I suspect that English is not your first language, so it's not surprising you cannot understand the local version of English ..... but you are completely misunderstanding it. Nowhere does it say you have to bring in 800,000 every year ....one option is to bring in 65,000/month but if you are using money in the bank method then its 800k for 2 months prior and 3 months after your extension, and a minimum of 400k for the next 7 months when it starts all over again .....bring in 400k or more to get you up to the 800k level again.
yes, i was wrong.......it is not 800 000 but 400 000 thb to bring in every year.
Plus the extra trips to bank and immigration to prove you are a good boy.
Plus the need to be in the country to do all these trips.
Some people dont spend more than a few months a year in Thailand, because ,except for the few winter months , it is too hot for older people .
And again you are right, English is not my first language, that would be a big handicap .
English is only my 4th language , not perfect ,but i have not the limited vision of only 1 language, as most "first language" people.I'm sure you speak a lot af languages so i'm not ridiculing you .
Have a nice day.
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6 minutes ago, DaRoadrunner said:
Not as I understand it. You don't have to bring in an extra 800k every year, you just have to maintain that balance for purposes of visa.
wrong, read it more careful !
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1 hour ago, moto77 said:
This is kinda silly. You wouldn't be arrested for overstay if your visa was still valid when you left. Immigration isn't going to check your bank account balance. LOL.
So ,just move in time , and take all your belongings with you,
thats what i did .
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29 minutes ago, Krataiboy said:
Blimey! Big Joke must be laughing himelf silly at the kerfuffle he has caused. Much ado. . .
He wont keep laughing long, when he sees the money-people move some where else, and leave the pour mothers and children where they belong.
nobody is going to marry any thai lady, they will choose a cambodgian .
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4 hours ago, madmitch said:
And I thought the 800,000 baht was for living expenses, not as am interst earner for the Thai banks!
No, they want the real cash in the bank and 800 000 thb extra every year.
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4 hours ago, Aforek said:
And for people who have a fixed deposit with 800000 bahts or more, how does it work ?
on the saving account, according to "and the remaining balance must be no less than THB 400,00 or; ", we must have always at least 400000 bahts ?
yes, and additional ,you will have to put in "fresh" money in every year (800 000 bht)
If you can't.......by by Thailand !
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1 hour ago, semtech said:
I came over for a month to stay in BKK, cha am and Hua hin. I’ve never seen so few tourists. Tourism seems to have crashed ?
why go on holly-day ..when there are more strangers than locals in your own city ?
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On 12/16/2018 at 7:20 AM, Just Weird said:
You should have been quicker, then, it wasn't closed when I posted my comment! You'll just have to imagine what a partially exposed breast looks like, I suppose.
mmmm......yes i will try to imagine and i will check it later in In the Butterfly-bar, or in Porn's-bar, or ..........when i 'm there for my daily reality check.
Cheers !
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16 hours ago, Just Weird said:
Look at the link.
the link is closed !
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1 minute ago, keith89 said:
And truck driver to lazy to use his mirrors
not so. Before the bend he checked his mirror,nobody next to him and a biker behind him. In the bend ,his eyes are to the front and there is nothing to see in that mirror ,blind angle .
The biker tried to overtake and swerved straight into the truck.....his mistake ,100%
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9 minutes ago, CanuckThai said:
not true, even after the hit ,the truckdriver is still in his lane.
He did start the bend about 1 m away from the bend ,as he should do,because this is the only and right way to do.If you passed a truckdriver license ,you would know this .If not....dont argue.
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4 hours ago, BestB said:
As long as there is an excuse , no matter how retarded or ridicoulos
The motorcycle was behind the truck before the bend .
The truck slows down to take the bend.
The impatient bike driver starts to overtake the truck and speeds up.
In the bend ,the truckdriver keeps his line.
The motorcycle has too much speed for that bend and swerves to the right side
direction truck.
It is the biker that drives into the truck.
The truckdriver probably did not even feel it ,and can not see anything in his mirrors,because the biker is too close to the truck.
He will never take over a truck in a bend .
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4 hours ago, darksidedog said:
The bike to me looks to have a fairly legitimate, though not particularly advisable position. He is on the far inside well before the bend and in the overwhelming majority of occasions, he would have been fine.The lorry just cut the corner too tight, probably not realising the bike was there. One quick look in his mirrors would have alerted him, but many drivers here seem to have no clue what they are there for. I have seen more than a few drivers who adjust them so that they can see themselves, rather than the road behind them.
The bike did not see the truck,and in the bend ,he went to the right and hit himself the truck. The truckdriver kept his line perfectly.
Or are my eyes better than yours?
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1 hour ago, LomSak27 said:
No it won't ... If you have 30 million bucks you are going to let it sit around until tourists splatter? Methinks it will get appropriated for many different purposes, including a new Benz, condo for the mia noi, Rolex's, well the list is endless.
No ,it won't .....because it will help only a few .
if you know what the hospitals charge here.......30 million is a drop on a hot plate.
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be smart: look for a identical nut case lady, befriend her , give her presents ,
tell her if you were not married she would be your first choice.
Then accidentally reveal your adresse,and install a cheap wifi camera in your house..........now wait.
Your problem will be solved very soon,and as a widower ( and your mianoy in jail)you will have a good chance to have custody of your child and escape the aria .
You can thank me later.
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12 hours ago, jacko45k said:
Still, I would be interested to know exactly how, I doubt she hit it with a potato. If there is an over-ride code that all and sundry at the hotel are aware of, some action needs to be taken,
I had a safe ( same as a hotel safe) the key was inside , but i kept it open .
One day my wife closed it ,and the key was still inside .
I wanted to throw the safe away ,but googled 5 minutes ( utube: how to open a safe) i did exactly the same and it unlocked . I did repeat it several times ,worked .
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12 hours ago, Hummin said:
Some see bad in good people, just remember, that good and bad often walk hand in hand ???? Some see Obama as the devil, other see it in Trump! Pick your choice visely.
if good and bad walk hand in hand .....kill them both ! Hurry !
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1 hour ago, fruitman said:
How can the maid get the safe open???
look on utube , within 3 minutes you will find out how to
open about any safe in 3 sec.
Just a good tap on the safe will unlock it
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if your life is over, dont kill yourself immediately .
In the short time you still have , do something real good.
Wipe out some real bad guy( e.g.Hitler, Pol Pot,.......) , you will be remembered for it.
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finally some swift problem handling.( although it took 5 weeks)
many people in the neighboring streets will be happy .
btw: did you see the illegal cart game on the floor ? that was the reason those people were in panic,they thought they were going to be cought .
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she has 2 yellow hands and 1 normal......not hard to find.
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The action starts with counting ?
You dont need to count them ,we know it are several hundred of thousand dogs. You have to take them all away.
By the time they are counted ,there will be thousands more ......and the counting will be done over again?
The rest is simple , put hundred of thousand dogs in a shelter for 8000 ,5555.
They will not see the problem until the 8000th dog goes in AND Then they will notice the problem. This is going to be big fun.
Prob. there will be no action at all.
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All this for 6,900 baht a night - pool villa from hell greets Thai tourists
in Hua Hin and Cha-Am News
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this is why i finally sold my nice house.
You can complain but nothing will happen .
The home owner makes big money and gives a big piece to the police ( obortor)
The police will come and smile .....and the circus can start again.
In my case even the army came and arrested 20 people high on drugs.......next day another group
came in the party house and kept the street awake the whole night.
Here you can do what you want ....if you pay off the right people.
The home owner makes about 7000bht minimum/day .4 days a week they are full.
This is 28 000 bht a week .......112 000 bht a month is the minimum you make.
Most sell food and drinks and make a nice profit on this also .
to clean up the house they ask 5000 bht in advance.
Impossible to fight against it .