Momo8

Well...this is how I buy it in HK and I love tiger toast.Toast spread with Vegemite then strips of Coon cheese and under the grill.

Yummy.The price is consistent to the Thai prices too,cheaper in the tube job.

What do you mean 'hundreds'??? I'm flying in from HK especially for this and my friend's wedding.

Lol Zed what's that got to do with the price of rice in China???

Get a Bible and figure it out. or PM Old Croc or just do what I did and Google it.

http://www.saudicities.com/jgeneral.htm

The origin of the city's name poses an interesting dilemma for etymologists. Juddah (pronounced Jiddah) in Arabic means seashore, which seems logical enough, but the school of thought which prefers Jaddah or grandmother, is given credence by the traditional location of Eve's tomb within the city. Jeddah is, in fact, incorrect, but is popularly used by most non-Saudis living there.

LeungKen : right continent, wrong state

Right hemisphere wrong city.

'Reservoir Dogs'

Mr. White: 'If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise.'

Mr. Blonde: 'Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?'

Mr. Blonde: 'Eddie, if you don't stop talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch'

So 'Jedda' has nothing to do with the Jedda Knights then or Jedda the Hut? OK sorry try this one

Any excuse is good enough for those who want to drink.The Aussie contingent in Bangkok I used to hang around with 'Bloody hot mate,time for a beer'

Then again if they were back in Oz it would also be 'Bloody hot mate time for a beer' same here in Honkers.

'White Teeth' by Zadie Smith not a newie but a great uplifting read.

'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu

Always refer to it when I want to kick a**e as the strategies apply to many modern business principles in this day and age and was made a compulsary study strand in Japan and China for MBA students.

Translated from the Chinese http://www.chinapage.com/sunzi-e.html

By LIONEL GILES, M.A. (1910)

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[This is the basic text of Sun Tzu on the Art of War. It was extracted from Mr. Giles' complete work as titled above. The commentary itself, which, of course includes this work embedded within it, has been released as suntzu10.txt (or suntzu10.zip). This is being released only as an adjunct to that work, which contains a wealth of commentary upon this text.]

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The Art of War has 13 chapters.

Maybe you should get in touch with Weekend Warrior,he's the firearms expert.

Agree with Jdinisia....why on earth would you want to bring one? Definitely not in your hand luggage and is it really worth taking the risk?Better check with the authorities.

Jeddah?

I'll be there.Yummy,they look delicious.Had some ribs at 'The Outback Steakhouse' in HK not long ago but can't indulge too often with the HK400+ price tag.

What's the turnout look like so far?

We're an hour ahead but when you post the Thai time comes up not our local time.

It's a hair past a freckle turning into a mole.Get a new watch.It's 0:09 at the time of posting.

No new updates just an e-mail saying she was going to stay with her mother for a while and she doesn't want to talk about it.

I guess she needs some space to sort things out about it all,so I didn't pressure her with questions.I'm not sure what she is going to do as she's a very traditional Thai and actually any advice I can give would come from a Western perspective.

Amman..

None of the above

Amman, Jordan ?

It's been mentioned before,my guess is it's not Jerusalem it's Makkah or Mecca.

Great posts Kat and Rainx great read.

Mickey,the OP has obviously found a girl more receptive to his advances,assuming of course that he wasn't trolling in the first place.Or maybe he took Sub's advice and farted on her.

Yemen?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was an American Negro :

(1) He loved gospel

(2) He called everybody brother

(3) and there was no way that he could get a fair trial

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish :

(1) He went into his fathers business

(2) He stayed home until he was 33

(3) He thought that his mother was a virgin

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian :

(1) He had wine with every meal

(2) He spoke with his hands

(3) and his mother thought that he was God

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish :

(1) He never got married

(2) He was always telling stories

(3) He loved green pastures

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was from Northern

NSW :

(1) He never cut his hair

(2) He walked around barefoot all the time

(3) He started a new religion

But there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was American Indian

:

(1) He was at peace with nature

(2) He ate a lot of fish

(3) He spoke about the great spirit

But ...... the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus

was a Woman (these arguments may also be used to prove he was an Army

cook) :

(1) He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food

(2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just

didn't get it

(3) And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was work

to do.

Scary thought since you're half submerged Old Croc.Think of the environment.

You read it though

Drunken you've started without us it's MAY 10 NOT MARCH 10! Hum where's my invite anyway? Do you discriminate against HK residents formerly of Thailand?

Are you bringing the dog Brit? (Does it have to log in?) Don't forget all the ladies who love you.....should be a great night.

Yikes it means we will all be demasked and defroked???? I'm not sure the world is ready to see the real Momo persona but may check it out as I'm going to a wedding there.What's the entertainment? The mods as piniatas?

Lead us not into temptation.....because we are already there.

Good parenting skills is what's needed (unless there is a medical condition) using sedatives is way over the top.Agree with the whispering voice or 'Indoor Voice',try 'Bring your Walking Feet' tell them stories about the trip make up stories about flying,key here is to keep the child calm.

Bring a favourite toy and other comforts for your child above all maintain your own cool.I've seen some parents on long flights getting plastered and the poor child or children getting bored that's not their fault.I've even seen one woman give a child a sip of her JD.

I don't know,I've travelled eveywhere with my little one and a little imagination,home comforts and good skills is all you need,no need to resort to sedatives.I could never imagine sedating a child but that's me.