mikebell

Didn't they mess up the application as no-one in RTP had enough English to fill in the form correctly? The two 'escaped' civilians will now become the fall guys whilst The Crooked Eight put their feet up for a spell in the overcrowded Inactive Duty building.

Having failed to extort the money in the 1st place, what will Thai police do with these millions now they have 'seized' them?

I once saw a tree wearing a dress. A lottery winner had kept his promise after praying to the lucky vegetation.

Almost hourly we hear of deaths from speeding. This crime is surely the easiest to deter via CCTV cameras? Oh and a police force.

The Commander recently received an award on behalf of his force for reducing the number of accidents during the 7 Deadly Days. These are the ONLY days when the police are visible in Pattaya. They knock off early Friday until late Monday except for the unfortunate few who are used at night to raid previously warned clubs not to be doing anything naughty on Saturday night.

Hence my last sentence.

No wonder I can't buy any in 7-11s!

Who is the guy in the photo? Surely not the unnamed culprit?

There's never an economic downturn for those in the know; only opportunities.

RTP never do any investigating of their own; they rely only on tip-offs. Do they ever wonder WHY?

Surely this is a capital offence?

They have no sense of duty only what is convenient. Why has he not been quizzed about banking 5 million a year in savings whilst drawing under a million in salary?

Does that mean all roads leading to the station will be closed to plebs to allow his cortege traffic free access?

The Red Bull brat was similarly afflicted with ill health which prevented him being interviewed.

The whole of Thailand works on secret cabals from taxi drivers to police to Government contracts.

Do you know who my father is?

He was also a founder member of The Ministry of Silly Walks. Could this get him into the New Thai Cabinet?

Despite having it in a supposedly 'high' interest rate it's barely moved in three years. They give me 4,017 & tax me 602.

On top of Viagra!

Only if Plod has nothing else to occupy their tiny minds.

He is available for after-hours overtime. I'm meeting him this weekend.

It's that time of the month again. Brawling taxi-drivers? Quick publish another heart-warming story about honesty.

purple pills?

But cheaper. Used it to book a Bangkok hotel & saved significantly.

Start with the website which is only in Thai. Move on to the email address which never answers anything in English. Inside replace the group of youngsters playing with the luggage machine which has no conveyor belt (you have to carry your luggage to another section). When you finally make it to the seedy, mosquito-infested lounge, you cannot buy a drink unless you have a Thai app on your phone. The only good think is long-stay carparking which, for 8 days parking, was cheaper then a return taxi fare. I did have to wake the attendant up to pay even tho' the gate was fully open.