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mikebell

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  1. This only applies to motor bike drivers. Car owners (of luxury vehicles) are exempt from all laws.
  2. The six, who are guilty of something, pay blood money and all charges are dropped? Amazing Thailand!
  3. I thought they already had? Oh no, sorry, that was Eboli.
  4. They'll never know if they don't show any interest.
  5. How do you turn over a loaded truck?
  6. A rudimentary house yet with CCTV!
  7. Twice a month? I want shares in this company.
  8. I entered this on line - 'children drowning in Thailand statistics' and got this - 'Each year, nearly 1,500 children in Thailand die because of drowning, or about 4 children per day on average, which is a much higher rate compared to those in developed countries such as Australia or the United States.'
  9. DON'T obscure vision at all intersections with plastic signs. DON'T bring traffic to a standstill with convoys of speaker vans broadcasting a message no one can hear. DON'T just think of yourself and how to get rich quick.
  10. There's no word in the Thai language for Innovation; it translates as 'copy cheaply'.
  11. as a mark of gratitude to the big companies contributing to their retirement fund.
  12. I have written four books; two full length film scripts; and Series 1 of Thai TV shorts. Not one agent in Thailand showed any interest.
  13. At 100K a month there's many a UK pensioner showing interest.
  14. All dogs can be trained right up to the moment of their first bite. Anyone feeding strays spoils life for the rest of the non-dog owning population who use roads or need sleep or whose bodies react to dog-spread diseases. We sneer at the Elizabethans who used to empty their potties out of the bedroom window yet Thailand allows millions of dogs to urinate and defecate on every soi in the land.
  15. Chief of Pattaya Plod has been transfered to an inactive post due to his inactivity.
  16. The Thais make copies of everything. I'm booking a helicopter ride as soon as the office opens.
  17. Anyone got a copy of the famous photo taken at its opening with the bigwigs under the sign?
  18. It is said a posting to Pattaya Plod costs 1 million baht but this is recouped in the first year.
  19. AKA 'writing off debts.' The whole country is built on sand; farmers and teachers borrow and never pay back; 85%+ never pay traffic fines. Teach them backbone.
  20. and to order more sand for Pattaya beach.
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