Nobody at Sattahip cop-shop does any rushing. My mate turned up for two pre-arranged meetings with the station chief only to be told he had gone shopping with his daughter!
The constable who attended my accident turned up 20 minutes after two helmetless morons ploughed into me at 90kph as I waited to turn right at a U-turn. He immediately decided it was my fault for crossing a major road from a minor one.