Regyai

He may speak with forked tongue

There I was expecting some good old skull piercing stiletto heels at play,

But more of a 'chase me, chase me' cavort in the video.

Tee shirt fool doesn't know his rights

....or his lefts!

20 minutes ago, transam said:

Link please......????

Google not working (or blinkers to tight)

Fake news surely : disgruntled Bangkok taxi driver & not a edged weapon or pistol in sight

3 hours ago, Polar Bear said:

If you have a UK phone number, try Starling or Monzo. If you don't have a UK phone number, giffgaff will send a SIM to Thailand for you.

 

If your Play Store (or whatever equivalent you use) is geolocked and you can't see the app, use a VPN. Zoog has a free monthly allowance and you can install it on a phone. It's not a great VPN, but it'll do for this if you don't want to pay for one. 

Don't overlook the marvellous 'faux' UK landline numbers you can buy off skype - just the ticket for hoodwinking UK banks, GPs et all as to your whereabouts.

Jeesus

I replied to a post (replying to another) as they were in situ - and remain so - why not ? Or do we have to run everything by you first for 'relevance approval' ?

12 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

How would he prove that he was resident at an address at which he doesn't live?   You really think that banks don't do credit and electoral roll checks on new account applications in person and won't ask where he banked previously?

Likely with his DL, passport etc and much else that he's maintained in the UK - or is he as bereft of guile as you suggest?

12 minutes ago, DrJack54 said:

Nonsense.

In next few months I will make 5 international trips.

Not to mention recent trip to Pattaya and next week up country.

You don't need TDL.

Read the two posts above yours.

 

Only if you read this (instead of shrieking nonsense first ):

"Where there's a will...

there's a relative"

Immo's upgraded the smart BMW's

All else fails 

soon be Nov 5th

1 hour ago, somo said:

+ a notified translation of my Tabien Ban as proof of address.

Many are missing this from the OP 

His bank gave him the heave-ho because he gave them them all that they needed to (basically insisted on it).

No reason he can't start afresh with another UK provider using his brother's address and a more considered 'closed lips' approach with them.

10 hours ago, AAArdvark said:

I have always been allowed to use my Thai Drivers license with no passport meaning no TM30 registration 

Give them the Thai Drivers license and tell them the passport yoo satantood jeen tam visa - narrows their options down to just what you want

The proper way to do it:

Suspicious news story

Fire bringing lucky snake that suffers no harm

And no lottery numbers !!!

Ask them a contrived exacting technical question about one of the products. Keep generating questions till they leave you alone.

Generally their product knowledge never extends any further than 'hab promoshan' and pointing to whatever today's must sell items are.

What do these 'by rote' 20% of bill tippers do in the car showroom slip the salesgirl a few hundred thousand (because its appreciated after all)

Do their littles eyes light up?

Confused, whose gold chain got stolen?

14 hours ago, Mutt Daeng said:

Brake failure or failure to brake?

Usually its a case of driving like a tƜat,

then when the realisation that a self induced collision is imminent belatedly dawns-

stamping on the brake - which achieved no determent to the collision

ergo the brakes 'failed' (in what they were asked of them to achieve )