syd barrett

Met a man in a bar last night crying into his beer. He had been the victim of a rotten scam in Pattaya. It goes like this;

You hire a motorcycle for 1000 baht a day and hand over your passport for I.D. Someone follows you, watches where you park your bike, calls up a pick-up/van and steals your bike.

You report the matter to the company that hired you the bike, he demands 60,000 baht compensation or he will keep your passport, you pay up, motorcycle thieves return the motorbike to the hire shop and get a percentage of the 60,000.

Anyone out there heard of this scam?

I think a penis 'transplant' is only possible from your original member, I don't think anyone elses will do. I remember seeing an educational film about women who wanted to become men and the Doctor said; " It is highly improbable that we can give (men) from women an erectile facility apart from mechanical. In plain English this means, if you lose your penis, even after re-attachment it will take a long time to function correctly again, and if you lose it completely, eg. down the toilet, or into a ducks mouth, kiss goodbye to natural erectile performance.

Personally, I guess that falang penis-cutting is rare, yet it is still out there. As a guess I would say the lady-cutter is far less likely to be an Isaan bar girl and more likely to be a semi-rich Thai gambler women with a streak of jealousy and whiskey.

Those gentlemen who have such 'lady' girlfriends beware.

I shall remain true to my rice planting, brown skinned, non-pretentious Isaan girl, who thinks T.V. sets have live bodies inside and that it is bad luck to have your hair cut on Wednesday.

There is this Australian man, who I have seen many times sitting outside of ATM's asking for a sub of 100 baht. Every falang gives him 100 baht, he promises to pay it back but nobody is bothered. I reckon he's on 1000-2000 baht a day profit, might do it myself!!

Thomas Merton; some facts:

1. Ariel Sharon backed the invasion of Lebanon, an illegal war.

2. Ariel Sharon initiatiated the second intifada of 2000 by his provacative visit to the Temple Mount.

3. Israelies have killed three times as many Palestinians as Palestinians have Israelies, most of those murdered by Israelies being children throwing rocks and 127 pregnant women.

I don't like to be lectured by 'Thomas Merton' kindly go elsewhere, you are an anethema to this forum.

Syd Barrett, British, Supporting the Arab cause worldwide.

On a serious note I think Jacksons kids should be taken off him immediately, because he is the sort of crazy guy to kill himself and his kids in some crazy suicide plan. When he realises he will do time, his only option is to top himself for sure.

mr vietnam, try removing your head from your rectum and rinsing the excrement from your mouth. you are the most unpopular person on this forum, you talk rubbish, your brain is out of gear, you have little positive input, to this forum I am recommending that the administrators banish you once and for all. have you considered psychiatric help or professional counselling? You have a disorder of personality, i say this for your own good,I am concerned that you might damage yourself. Take good care my brother, may your dreams be troubled.

Limerick for Gary

There was a man from Blackpool

Who had a varicose vein on his tool

When attempting to come

Up a little boys bum

It burst and he did look a fool

Limerick for Michael

There was a man from L.A.

Who hid the fact he was gay

By bumming young boys

And using sexual toys

He confused them and said it was 'play'

Good Point! i will disinfect it then bathe the entire object in listerine before attaching the straps, it came with instructions, saying this is for novelty use only, for internal usage water based lubricants are recommended. just off to 7-11 for some KY jelly and a 24 hour hot dog!!

whats the question? my girl only asks for 200 baht a day for food and she is really happy, can't stand her food though it stinks like sewage. issaan girls eat really bad stuff all raw meat and rats and stinking fish and horrible rice like glue, i give her the 200 baht a day just to escape from the stink of this stuff surely somebody out there will agree with me please be honest, it really smells bad, why don't they get sick it is rotting food and weeds they eat!!!!???

yes funny you should ask my girl says it says 'this is how this package was found' as if they had done me a favour taping the hold thing up as if DHL would do this. they are just being a bunch of nosy customs inspectors probably looking for diamonds or cash, instead they see a large pink western size 'sausage' get jealous and decide to tape up the bell end for devilment. still soaking it as we speak.

I will be buying my xmas goodies online from london uk from expat boxes. they have hp sauce christmas pudd, cake and all the english food that is great, will post the exact www when i get it but you can try a search with ex pat box or something like that. i call it plum pudding and it goes well with custard on xmas day, i hope to smear my girlfriend in custard on christmas day just for a laugh?

Got a DHL package delivered this afternoon, one large pink adult toy 8and half inches in length with a strap-on strapping. the DHL packet had been opened and resealed by customs i guess, and they wrapped thai written tape around the end of the phallus bell end and it has been a real pain to get off, because the tape was that tape that leaves a sticky residue, i've been scrubbing for ages, what a pain? They have done this on purpose because they don't want people in the LOS receiving this kind of stuff from the west.... well i'll keep soaking and washing it until the end is smooth and shop-new. thanks for all comments, i did speak to eden club bkk. but they kept quiet about where they get adult toys from. heres to a good weekend!!?

Latest reports say Michael Jackson is teaming up with Gary Glitter and touring Thailand and Cambodia. All the old hits included 'Thriller' and 'Do you want to be in my gang?'. Tickets generously priced at 100 baht 50 baht.

Jackson won't be bringing his children, Prince Michael 1, Prince Michael 2 and Paris, although it is generally agreed he made a fine job of rearing them.

thanks for the advice and funny comments, i now have three toys but am still searching for a strap on. The toys are not bad quality and are of a reasonable length. Now i can get down to some fun. i'll give the frogs a miss and the cucumber, although the cucumber was a good idea i looked in the supermarkets and they only had tiny ones in a big pack, i had a good look at the carrots but they were to nobbly i'll try again tomorrow. i made an online order for more advanced toys i need so i hope the parcel gets through customs ok.

Please can someone help me with this ploblem i am looking for a shop or store in bangkok that sells adult toys and strap ons. There must be somewhere i can buy them because i have seen them used at shows and in bars.

How can I be sure, when I meet afriendly lady in a bar/club/go-go/disco etc. that she is a lady and not a bloke? I can't exactly grope his/her genitals and they have good breasts and pretty faces and I have had many lagers.....

I have a pal who picked up a lady who turned out to be a bloke and she turned off the lights and said she was shy and they did many 'acts' and in the morning he nearly died of shock.

I will keep the lighyt on but, I am scared a ladyman might give me a 'you know what' and then I might 'you-know-what' in her 'you-know-what', when I am drunk...

Please help here, I need some wise words.....

I read in the brochere there is a selection of watersports available, water ski, jet ski, banana boat races. What is this Eden Golden Shower? Is this a stage show?

I might go over to Samet, this looks near on the map. I hope I don't see all this broken glass and dirty water, are you joking or exagerating?

Thanks for replies...

I am not a doctor but can you really catch gonnorhea and herpes from a BBBJ. That would mean that the bacteria/virus is present in saliva, in that case surely worldwide infection would be the result!?

In my holiday brochere it recommends the watersports, but I can't wind surf to save my life. I hear there is paragliding available, what are the other watersports available?

Thank you for your replies, particularly mr taxexile. I would not condone penetrative sex without a condom for the reasons that you cite. I was actually meaning I would prefer a BBBJ.

Pattaya has a lovely beach in my travel brochere, and it recommends the watersports and a vibrant night life. I also read that the local ladies are friendly and enjoy the company of English gentlemen!?

Well, One more question, I have heard stories that even hotel safes are a problem, in the fact that credit cards can be cloned by dishonest staff....comments please.

This is a jolly good site, far better than Bangkok Nights! ::

I have a holiday in Pattaya in the next few weeks and I would appreciate a few tips from residents or seasoned holidaymakers to that locale.

1. Will I need an air con room in October-November?

2. Is the beer alright to drink, or should I stick to spirits?

3. I am nervous about taxis, will I be alright at night time?

4. Can I phone international calls o.K.?

5. What are the best bars for finding a lady?

6. Do I negotiate a price for a night with a lady first?

7. I like certain 'acts' do I negotiate these first?

8. How can I spot a ladyman?

9. Will a girl from a bar drug me and rob me?

10. How prevelent are sexual diseases, I prefer no condom for some 'acts'.