LuckyLucas

thanks so much for that

I ordered my birth certificate at http://www.gro.gov.uk/gro/content/certificates/

anyone know if they deliver on time?

I think needs to be moved to the other forum.

which one?

Hi All

I'm going to bring my wife over to the uk on a settlement visa - Am I best doing it myself or using a shop?

What paperwork do I need?

how much?

how long does it take?

any advice greatly appreciated

regards to all on here LL

Hello All

My daughter is 9 months old and I'm on the birth certificate as the father.

I want to get her a UK passport and bring her to England for good

Whats the process? is it straightforward?

Thanks to anyone who can help

LL

(I'm gonna get her mother over on a settlement

visa btw)

oh there was an absolute prize turkey bodybuilder knocking about soi diana inn yesterday.

had his top off and had his hair in some beads - short fella - a lot of those types are making up for lack of something (like height) imo

probably a nice chap but looks absurd

he'll blend in

thanks so much for the replies chaps. I'm on koh chang just now and will get onto it when I get back on weds

much appreciated

Like the thais I've been using talc for the first time since I was out of nappies. especially around the scrotal area. great stuff. Because of the heat I've even brought my pubis down to the wood. Any older members want to buy a merkin?

Hello All

My daughter's turned 6 months so I need to regsiter her with the uk embassy in bangkok. I'm on the birth certificate and all is above board. We live in Jomtien and I wonder am I best using one of the visa shop things or are they a rip off.

Whats the process if I do it myslef and how much will it cost?

many thanks to anyone who can help me

and cheers to all on here

LL

cheers all - appreciated

Hello All

where is the cheap stationary shops in pattaya?

cheers to all on here

I hate going past those pet stalls - they're disgusting - is that poor parrot thats pulled all its feathers off still breathing I wonder?

Cheers

I've been looking on ebay.co.uk for a decent second hand one with games.

I want Resident Evil and other games with the Gun but I'll probably get hassle off customs bringing a gun-shaped thing through

Hello All

Will a UK PAL Wii work in thailand - gonna buy an LCD TV I think

How much are they in thailand?

Will the UK games work on a thai model?

cheers to all on here

LL

cheers PP - my bro's got one here so I reckon I'd spot a bogus one - will check out Tukcom

they go for about £180 here in UK

Hello All

I'm in uk but coming back to Thailand in a week or so - I've a load of luggage but wanna get a wii

Do they have them in Pattaya or surrounding areas?

Are they legit (not copies or something)?

How much if so?

Many thanks to anyone who knows anyone and sorry for confusing older members

cheers LL

Wheres the best place for bid LCD TVs???

cheers

That must've been done about 2-4 months ago - i recognise the old duffer sat in Thistle bar

cool stuff

Thanks for all the replies - a load of bacon and cheese for sure - will look into the perishability of sausages

thank you

I'd like to bring a few packs of each

if I got pulled would I be in trouble??

cheers LL

Hello All

I've just booked to fly back to england for a bit and the prices have gone right up.

I'm not skint but was wondering...

Could one turn up at the airport and go on standby with any airlines for a cheap seat?

In the bar last night people suggested:

not anymore

not for longhaul

maybe

etc...

Anyone know anything...?

cheers to all on here

Hello All

My wife has come back from one of her ladies' lunches wanting me to buy her a bottle of Morseng. Apparently its a health tonic thats very good for insides (our daughter is 4 months old). It's 2500 tbh for a bottle. I said ok if she brings me a label and I'll checkitout on the web.

She came back with one of those glossy gift-wrap-bags (the sort you put bottles of spirits in at christmas) with the Morseng logo and some portly thai man on the cover. I don't ever recall seeing medicine with gold tassles on the packaging...

I'd like to know if any other TV members have come across it. maybe also cajoled into buying it. maybe even found some benefits from using it.

It seems to me the sort of quack medicine tonic that travelling hustlers would sell out of the back of horse-and-carts in the wild west.

I also couldn't find the thai word for placebo - is there one?

I'm not being tight but I'm not happy as its the same group of friends that said my wife should not continue breast feeding as she had had a cold - and this is actually the opposite of the case and very bad advice.

Morseng anyone?

Cheers SC - will checkout that shop

much obliged

Cheers for nthe pointer - will check out Carrefour

I was told theres a place near the junction of klang and second road

Anyone come across Lamberts in the area?

Hello all

Wheres the cheapest place?

I'd be scared of dieing of natural causes over here. How many times have PCN filmed some european dead on his toilet floor in his underpants. Usually old chaps who've died of something related to prescription drugs or heart attacks. And I'm sceptical about all these jumpers. I read somewhere that jumping off buildings accounts for less than 2% of suicides - theres seems to be a disproportionate amount doing it here. jumped or pushed? certrainly enough dodgy types in this town...