come senior citizens ! bring a good walker frame because the damn footpath will be your TH challenge. Wheelchairs are out ... it's just too dangerous ..
take the bus to Pai and join the party of drunks there .... they'll love to see you
then off to Khoasan road to say hello to the backpackers ... smoke some hoochy cooch and then back on the bus as high as a kite
a stop at an authentic thai food market for dinner, 10hr fermented chicken ice cold with cold rice....
then off to Soi Nana for a few beers, say hi to the locals, get your bill padded then on the bus half cut ...
a stop at soi cowboy for a drink and a chat, get some excitement that you haven't had in 50yrs upstairs for an hour, then more bill padding and back to the bed bug hotel to rest.