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Walks in and wants to know who runs the place.............
No Good Morning, Hello, Please or Thank You.
I don't know what's happening to the world.
Sorry for rambling on, just making an observation.
I'll see myself out, Cheers, Bye Bye...........
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Mate just got a gun shoved in his face and robbed outside a 7/11 in Patong.. Wasnt silly o'clock, he hadnt been to the ATM, just random mugging but using shooters to do so in new.
This is becoming very disturbing.
Yes I think you are partly right Farma - there are people hurting here, plus there does seem to be an increase in Yaa Baa usage, and robbery is part of that scene unfortunately.
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For a "Dipstick" He sure is a fine footballer.
I'll make a thousand excuses for his English skills, for such a sweet timer of a football.
Jealousy is a curse.............
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Marseille....?
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Monaco. Monte-Carlo..?
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Sorry Gents, but it's not Spain or it's islands. Far from Islamic but very Med.
No, it's not on Cyprus and don't waste your time in checking Crete or Corsica.
Well, it's narrowing down, isn't it...
LaoPo
Which only leaves Italy by my reckoning......Hmmmmmmmm
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Well Arsenal got beat 3-1 by Sevilla but are through anyway.
The mancs beat Lisbon thanks to a sweet injury time free kick from Ronaldo , so there through.
Although Rangers got beat by Suggart they will fancy their chances to do the bussiness at home against Lyon in the final game to go through.
Any predictions for tonights game S.M. ?
Guess any win any, any which way, and you'll be doing an Irish Jig down Scotland Road singing "There always be an England'...........
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Thanks for the swift confirmation.
I wrongly assumed that the Phuket Gazette wouldn't have the story yet......... Silly Me.
What we all need to do though is to warn all friends and relatives to be extra careful this
high season as robbery with violence happens here too.
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The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock
The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.
He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,
The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams.
He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tankAnd saw a ewe down in the dam, a few yards from the bank."Typical bloody sheep," he thought, "they've got no common sense,They won't go through a gateway but they'll jump a bloody fence."The ewe was stuck down in the mud, he knew without a doubtShe'd stay there 'til she carked it if he didn't get her out.But when he reached the water's edge, the startled ewe broke freeAnd in her haste to get away, began a swimming spree.He reckoned once her fleece was wet, the weight would drag her downIf he didn't rescue her, the stupid sod would drown.Her style was unimpressive, her survival chances slimHe saw no other option, he would have to take a swim.He peeled his shirt and singlet off, his trousers, boots and socksAnd as he couldn't stand wet clothes, he also shed his jocks.He jumped into the water and away that cocky swamHe caught up with her, somewhere near the middle of the damThe ewe was quite evasive, she kept giving him the slipHe tried to grab her sodden fleece but couldn't get a grip.At last he got her to the bank and stopped to catch his breathShe showed him little gratitude for saving her from death.She took off like a Bondi tram around the other sideHe swore next time he caught that ewe he'd hang her bloody hide.Then round and round the dam they ran, although he felt quite puffedHe still thought he could run her down, she must be nearly stuffed.The local stock rep came along, to pay a call that day.He knew this bloke was on his own, his wife had gone awayHe didn't really think he'd get fresh scones for morning teaBut nor was he prepared for what he was about to see.He rubbed his eyes in disbelief at what came into viewFor running down the catchment came this frantic-looking ewe.And on her heels in hot pursuit and wearing not a stitchThe farmer yelling wildly "Come back here, you lousy bitch!"The stock rep didn't hang around, he took off in his carThe cocky's reputation has been damaged near and farSo bear in mind the Work Safe rule when next you check your flocksSpot the hazard, assess the risk, and always wear your jocks! -
I have just heard from a fairly reliable source, that a tourist was stabbed after trying to retrieve his wife's bag that had been snatched away by a young man. Tourist reportedly now in Bangkok Hospital. Offence took place near Phuket Town markets.
Can anyone confirm. ?
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There's practically no chance the owners would have insurance.
I would go with your original plan.
Go to a good repair shop and get the parts replaced with identical genuine replacements.
Will not really matter which small repairer you go to, they will just nip down the road and
pick up the parts from the local wholesaler.
Might be a good idea to visit one of the big bike sellers (3rd road etc) and get some idea of the parts costs.
Park your bikes at a distance and walk to the shop.
Naka.
Yes I reckon Naka is right.
Cut your losses and save yourself the time and just go to genuine Yamaha dealership
and replace all necessary bits.
Cheers & Good Luck
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He's better than Beckham
Christiano we Love You Too Much.
Some of the others ought to be ashamed to pick up their pay packets this week
and I will name them and shame them :-
Saha, Kuzszak, Nani & Fletcher, any other opinions.
Vidic played well, (what an honest workman he is) Evra dashes here, there and everywhere
and I like the way Anderson is progressing and maturing.
Once Fergie brought on Giggs and Tevez we were a different side - all Ok for the last match
which will be in the week before Liverpool game, can't wait for that week.
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Good Morning,
I think you are all in the wrong part of the Med,
It has more of a Cyprus feel, what about Nicosia ?
If not I'm going to check Crete........
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Cheers & Best Wishes from an ex Theatre Production Manager, Lighting Technician, Stage Mechanist and Scenic Designer.
Pity I'm in Phuket and you're all way up there in the North, but as we used to say..
Chukkas
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Yes Mr Toad, but what you don't realise is beneath that gruff exterior of Fletch beats a heart of a gent, he actually P.M'd me with info.
My good lady here informs me that it is on Ch 7 at 2:30 (For a 2:45 K.O. I suspect), so I might have to set the clock and get some early beauty sleep.
But not before I've given Fergie a ring and a Bollocking over last saturday's display.
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Does anyone know if the Man utd game is on Thai Telly tonight ?
and if so what time and 3 or 7 ?
Cheers & Thanks
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That's what happens when you try to do 4 things at once !
Download a photo (Wrong size)
Put "Bob The Builder" video on for Tommy (a 4 y.o.) (Wrong Tape)
cook hot dogs (Too Hot)
and talk to the wife ...............(No comment)
and next time LaoPo gets an extra small version of my photo as I think he has a super zoom tool that enabled him to read St. Helier Florist.............
How did you know it LaoPo ? and if you are interested there is an old guy staying here at Phuket (As he has done for the last 20 years or so) who cleared mines away from Jersey (amongst other places) and has lived there since 1950 (he's about 84 and only a tad whacky but anyone who dealt with unexploded ordinance in London and Palastine gets a huge understanding from me!!!)
Anyway over to you Sir....
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Bugger
Your Right Again
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Sorry about the size this time I don't know what happened. I promise it won't happen again , I'll see if I can find another of the same place.
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Europe is on the right track
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Skegness?
No
I Will Walk From Asia To Europe!
in Thailand Travel Forum
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Has he gone yet ?