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LeungKen

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  1. Walks in and wants to know who runs the place.............

    No Good Morning, Hello, Please or Thank You.

    I don't know what's happening to the world.

    Sorry for rambling on, just making an observation.

    I'll see myself out, Cheers, Bye Bye........... :o

  2. Mate just got a gun shoved in his face and robbed outside a 7/11 in Patong.. Wasnt silly o'clock, he hadnt been to the ATM, just random mugging but using shooters to do so in new.

    This is becoming very disturbing.

    Yes I think you are partly right Farma - there are people hurting here, plus there does seem to be an increase in Yaa Baa usage, and robbery is part of that scene unfortunately.

  3. Sorry Gents, but it's not Spain or it's islands. Far from Islamic but very Med.

    No, it's not on Cyprus and don't waste your time in checking Crete or Corsica.

    Well, it's narrowing down, isn't it... :o

    LaoPo

    Which only leaves Italy by my reckoning......Hmmmmmmmm

  4. Well Arsenal got beat 3-1 by Sevilla but are through anyway.

    The mancs beat Lisbon thanks to a sweet injury time free kick from Ronaldo , so there through.

    Although Rangers got beat by Suggart they will fancy their chances to do the bussiness at home against Lyon in the final game to go through.

    Any predictions for tonights game S.M. ?

    Guess any win any, any which way, and you'll be doing an Irish Jig down Scotland Road singing "There always be an England'........... :o

  5. Thanks for the swift confirmation.

    I wrongly assumed that the Phuket Gazette wouldn't have the story yet......... Silly Me.

    What we all need to do though is to warn all friends and relatives to be extra careful this

    high season as robbery with violence happens here too.

  6. The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock

    The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.

    He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs,

    The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams.

    He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank

    And saw a ewe down in the dam, a few yards from the bank.

    "Typical bloody sheep," he thought, "they've got no common sense,

    They won't go through a gateway but they'll jump a bloody fence."

    The ewe was stuck down in the mud, he knew without a doubt

    She'd stay there 'til she carked it if he didn't get her out.

    But when he reached the water's edge, the startled ewe broke free

    And in her haste to get away, began a swimming spree.

    He reckoned once her fleece was wet, the weight would drag her down

    If he didn't rescue her, the stupid sod would drown.

    Her style was unimpressive, her survival chances slim

    He saw no other option, he would have to take a swim.

    He peeled his shirt and singlet off, his trousers, boots and socks

    And as he couldn't stand wet clothes, he also shed his jocks.

    He jumped into the water and away that cocky swam

    He caught up with her, somewhere near the middle of the dam

    The ewe was quite evasive, she kept giving him the slip

    He tried to grab her sodden fleece but couldn't get a grip.

    At last he got her to the bank and stopped to catch his breath

    She showed him little gratitude for saving her from death.

    She took off like a Bondi tram around the other side

    He swore next time he caught that ewe he'd hang her bloody hide.

    Then round and round the dam they ran, although he felt quite puffed

    He still thought he could run her down, she must be nearly stuffed.

    The local stock rep came along, to pay a call that day.

    He knew this bloke was on his own, his wife had gone away

    He didn't really think he'd get fresh scones for morning tea

    But nor was he prepared for what he was about to see.

    He rubbed his eyes in disbelief at what came into view

    For running down the catchment came this frantic-looking ewe.

    And on her heels in hot pursuit and wearing not a stitch

    The farmer yelling wildly "Come back here, you lousy bitch!"

    The stock rep didn't hang around, he took off in his car

    The cocky's reputation has been damaged near and far

    So bear in mind the Work Safe rule when next you check your flocks

    Spot the hazard, assess the risk, and always wear your jocks!

  7. I have just heard from a fairly reliable source, that a tourist was stabbed after trying to retrieve his wife's bag that had been snatched away by a young man. Tourist reportedly now in Bangkok Hospital. Offence took place near Phuket Town markets.

    Can anyone confirm. ?

  8. There's practically no chance the owners would have insurance.

    I would go with your original plan.

    Go to a good repair shop and get the parts replaced with identical genuine replacements.

    Will not really matter which small repairer you go to, they will just nip down the road and

    pick up the parts from the local wholesaler.

    Might be a good idea to visit one of the big bike sellers (3rd road etc) and get some idea of the parts costs.

    Park your bikes at a distance and walk to the shop. :o

    Naka.

    Yes I reckon Naka is right.

    Cut your losses and save yourself the time and just go to genuine Yamaha dealership

    and replace all necessary bits.

    Cheers & Good Luck

  9. He's better than Beckham

    Christiano we Love You Too Much.

    Some of the others ought to be ashamed to pick up their pay packets this week

    and I will name them and shame them :-

    Saha, Kuzszak, Nani & Fletcher, any other opinions.

    Vidic played well, (what an honest workman he is) Evra dashes here, there and everywhere

    and I like the way Anderson is progressing and maturing.

    Once Fergie brought on Giggs and Tevez we were a different side - all Ok for the last match

    which will be in the week before Liverpool game, can't wait for that week.

  10. Yes Mr Toad, but what you don't realise is beneath that gruff exterior of Fletch beats a heart of a gent, he actually P.M'd me with info.

    My good lady here informs me that it is on Ch 7 at 2:30 (For a 2:45 K.O. I suspect), so I might have to set the clock and get some early beauty sleep.

    But not before I've given Fergie a ring and a Bollocking over last saturday's display. :o

  11. .

    That's what happens when you try to do 4 things at once !

    Download a photo (Wrong size)

    Put "Bob The Builder" video on for Tommy (a 4 y.o.) (Wrong Tape)

    cook hot dogs (Too Hot)

    and talk to the wife ...............(No comment)

    and next time LaoPo gets an extra small version of my photo as I think he has a super zoom tool that enabled him to read St. Helier Florist............. :o

    How did you know it LaoPo ? and if you are interested there is an old guy staying here at Phuket (As he has done for the last 20 years or so) who cleared mines away from Jersey (amongst other places) and has lived there since 1950 (he's about 84 and only a tad whacky but anyone who dealt with unexploded ordinance in London and Palastine gets a huge understanding from me!!!)

    Anyway over to you Sir....

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