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  1. QUIZMANIA (ITV)

    Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'.

    Contestant: Doctor.

    Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango.

    Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) . . . Doctor.

    DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM)

    Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year

    Contestant: I don't know, I need a clue.

    Kelly: OK. What do beans come in?

    Contestant: Cartons?

    BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

    Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?

    Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.

    Theakston: There's a clue in the title.

    Contestant: Leicester.

    BBC NORFOLK

    Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

    Contestant: I don't know.

    White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

    Contestant: Arm.

    White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?

    Contestant: Strong.

    White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

    Contestant: Louis.

    White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

    Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

    LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)

    Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?

    Contestant: France.

    Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.

    Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.

    Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

    Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.

    Trelinski: Just guess a country then.

    Contestant: Paris.

    UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

    Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

    Contestant: Homosexuals.

    Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

    THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

    Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party?

    Contestant: The Conservative Party.

    BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)

    DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

    Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

    THE WEAKEST LINK

    Anne Robinson: In traffic, what 'J' is where two roads meet?

    Contestant: Jool carriageway?

    UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

    Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?

    Contestant: Goosey?----------LOVE IT !!!!!!!!

    GWR FM (Bristol)

    Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

    Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then. ( MY FAVOURITE)

    RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)

    Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The ...?

    Caller: Mohicans.

    QUIZMANIA

    Greg Scott: We're looking for a word that goes in front of 'clock'.

    Contestant: Grandfather.

    Scott: Grandfather clock is already up there, say something else.

    Contestant: Panda.

    PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)

    Phil: What's 11 squared?

    Contestant: I don't know.

    Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.

    Contestant: Is it five?

    RICHARD AND JUDY

    Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

    A: Forrest Gump.

    RICHARD AND JUDY

    Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

    Contestant: Er . . .

    Leslie: He makes bread . . .

    Contestant: Er . . .

    Leslie: He makes cakes . . .

    Contestant: Kipling Street?

    MAGIC 52 (NORTHEAST ENGLAND)

    Presenter: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?

    Contestant: Erm . . .

    Presenter: Well, let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964.

    Contestant: 1965?

    SIMPLY THE BEST (ITV)

    Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?

    Contestant: Six.

    Tufnell: Higher!

    Contestant: Five.

    FORT BOYARD (CHALLENGE TV)

    Jodie Marsh: Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word - CHED

    and PIT.

    Team: Chedpit.

    LINCS FM PHONE-IN

    Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

    Contestant: Barcelona.

    Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.

    Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.

    RADIO 1 EARLY MORNING SHOW

    Presenter: How many toes would three people have in total?

    Contestant: 23.

    NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ (BBC RADIO NOTTINGHAM)

    Jeff Owen: In which country is Mount Everest?

    Contestant (long pause): Er, it's not in Scotland, is it?

    THE MICK GIRDLER SHOW (BBC RADIO SOLENT)

    Girdler: I'm looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name includes the letter 'e'.

    Contestant: Ghana.

    Girdler: No, listen. It's an island in the Atlantic Ocean.

    Contestant: New Zealand.

    NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

    Question: What is the world's largest continent?

    Contestant: The Pacific

    ROCK FM (PRESTON)

    Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.

    Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

    THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

    Steve Le Fevre: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

    Contestant: Magna Carta.

    JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

    O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?

    Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... er ... er ... three?

    NATIONAL LOTTERY

    Eamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?

    Contestant: Jelly.

    RICHARD ALLINSON SHOW (RADIO 2)

    Allinson: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory?

    Contestant (after long deliberation): Erm, Kellogg's?

    BLIND DATE (ITV)

    Girl: Name a book written by Jane Austen.

    Boy: Charlotte Bronte.

    CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)

    Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?

    Caller: Japan.

    Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

    Caller: Er ... Mexico?

    DOG EAT DOG (BBC1)

    Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord of the Rings?

    Contestant: Enid Blyton

    PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)

    Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

    Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

    NATIONAL LOTTERY

    Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what?

    Contestant: Basketball.

    NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ

    Jeff Owen: Where did the D-Day landings take place?

    Contestant (after pause): Pearl Harbor?

    DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)

    Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?

    Contestant: Holland?

    Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.

    Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?

    Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?

    Contestant: No.

    PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

    Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?

    Contestant: Er . . .

    Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .

    Contestant: Blimey?---------LIKE IT !

    Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .

    Contestant: (Silence)

    Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

    Contestant: Walked?

    NATIONAL LOTTERY

    Dale Winton: Skegness is a seaside resort on the coast of which sea:a) Irish Sea, b English Channel, c) North Sea?

    Contestant: Oh, I know that, you can start writing out the cheque now, Dale. It's on the east coast, so it must be the Irish Sea.

    THE VAULT

    Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

    Contestant: Nostalgia.

    LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMSmiley

    Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?

    Contestant: Jewish.

    Presenter: That's close enough.

    BREAKFAST SHOW, RADIO 1

    Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?

    Contestant: Ummm . . .

    Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'.

    Contestant: Shark.

    STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

    Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?

    Contestant: Jesus.

  2. haha. thaigerds canine companions ARE waiting to bite someone too!

    but, us mods dont bite, LeungKen. we are a lovely bunch.....really....

    Sorry Donna,

    It was the thistle waving, sporran-flaunting, caber-tossing,

    Trossach Trawling, Tartaned Tom-o'shanter wearing wombat, that I was courteously talking to.

    L.K. :o

  3. ah well at least I have my slim & trim boyish body

    Were you on a date then? :D:o:D

    Keep Yerself Nice Possum

    Rumour has it that you are a mod - not to mention the other mod in this thread,

    And, her guest's canine compaions appear to have a "lean & hungry look" .

    Is it true that you are currently residing in what David Williamson refers to as

    Emerald City ?

    spotyerlater digger

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