LeungKen

'

"How Do You Do What You Do To Me ?"...........Gerry & The Pacemakers

SYMPTOMS OF C-NILE VIRUS

1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to send back the message to the person who sent it to you.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the

This was my headline prediction in another thread...

"McClaren Kicked in the Urals"

What can I say ?

'

They used to have ghost tunnels in the amusement parks when I was a kid ?

Say no more Ken.............

'

"Faster Than the Speed of Light".............Bonnie Tyler

'

"You're No Good"..........Linda Ronstadt

Somewhere Out There # James Ingram feat. Linda

Delicate this song to LeungKen

"(Nothing But) FLOWERS"..........Talking Heads

Thank You Legag..... I missed you where've you been

"Ha Ha, You're Dead".......Green Day

MORNING POEM

I woke one early morning,

The earth lay cool and still

When suddenly a tiny bird

Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely

So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles

Began to slip away,

He sang of far off places

Of laughter and of fun

It seemed his very trilling,

Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers

Crept slowly out of bed,

Then gently shut the window

And crushed his bl**dy head.

I'm not a morning person.

Neoligisms

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to

its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply

alternate meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent mindedly

answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run

over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that,

whenyou die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxershorts worn by Jewish

men.

I notice nobody has mentioned Phuket

That's because the weather is always perfect in paradise.

(shame about the tuk-tuk drivers and the airport limos and etc)

'

I thought it was pretty canny of S.A.F. to suggest to Rooney & Ferdinand that they pick up another yellow card each and thus have a rest when England next plays.

I've read it 3 times and it's still funny

'

"Things We Said Today".............The Beatles

'

"You Sexy Thing".........Hot Chocolate

'

"Bob The Builder"

With my 4 y.o. great nephew today

Bob the Builder

Can we fix it ?

Bob the Builder

Yes we can

'

"Life On Mars ?".............David Bowie

.

"Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life"..............Monty Python

Mai Pen Rai

......Your Welcome

How about ?

"McClaren Kicked in the Urals"

"Iron Curtain Falls On England"........quote from espn

IMHO, I thought Russia played well, they looked fitter, hungrier, leaner & meaner.

Full credit to Gus Hdink. Super strike from Rooney - just not good enough as a team -

Have to agree that McClaren is not up there with the World's Best - Soul Searching time

ahead for all those involved at the F.A.

.

On This Day in 1898

Lotte Lenya Born -

"Surabaya Johnny" ................Lotte Lenya

I see The game has got a little bit silly today !!

"Little Red Rooster" ...............The Rolling Stones

Morning All

FOOT FAULT

"Luck Be A Lady Tonight"..............Frank Sinatra