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Spare a thought for the Australian International Scott McDonald of Celtic, making his "Old Firm" debut tonight, he has had a great start to the season scoring 8 goals (6 in the last 4 games), including a late winner over title holders A.C. Milan.

Good Luck Tonight Lad.

The cliff hanger tonight could be St.Mirren v Gretna - bet that's not True Sport !

O.K. Folks ! Here's a team that hardly won a game,

......hardly won a heart,

..........and didn't do to well in the fashion stakes either.

St.Bridgets Primary School, West Kirby. 1957/58

.....and I'm not telling which one is me.

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up

You'se a fine m*f*, won't you back that azz up

Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up

Ho*, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up

Back Tha Azz Up # Juvenile

They Sure Don't Write Lyrics Like They Used To !!

"Mysterious Girl"............. Peter Andre

"Treaty"..........Yothu Yindi

Swindon v Tranmere Swindon have a defensive injury crisis as Ady Williams, Jack Smith and Sam Collins are all out with injuries.

Defender Jamie Vincent is recovering from a calf strain, but striker Barry Corr and defender Andrew Nicholas could feature at the County Ground.

Tranmere striker Chris Greenacre could return after two games out with blisters on his foot. Midfielder Adnan Ahmed has been called up by Pakistan, but keeper Danny Coyne returns from international duty.

"Go The Rovers"

Weather Report for Liverpool today

Sunny Periods with a max of 13 celsius

It could be somewhat warmer at Goodison Park however !!

About the same vintage

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"................ The Police

. ........."I Love You Too Much"

"PUCKER UP ROON' - I WANT TO STICK MY TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT"

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"Blue Moon"..............Frank Sinatra

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The Adagio from "Concerto for Cello & Orchestra in E minor, opus 85"

Edward Elgar

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"Speed King" Deep Purple

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"Faster Than The Speed of Light"...........Bonnie Tyler

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MANINYAS - CONCERTO FOR VIOLIN & ORCHESTRA by ROSS EDWARDS

SYDNEY SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA with STUART CHALLENDER CONDUCTOR

Years & years ago Lombok used to be great, not sure if it's as good now or whether my old memory is playing tricks. Has anyone been lately ?

"They Dance Alone"...........Sting

"Warm Leatherette".................Grace Jones

"Do You Want To Know A Secret?".............The Beatles

"Who Said HAIRBANDS ?"

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a week voice.

"What the H*ll is anal glaucoma?".

"I can't see my ass coming into work today…."

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jelly to a tree.

2. Wrinkles don't hurt.

3. Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5. Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6. Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD :

1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN CORRECT ENGLISH

1. Scintillate, scintillate minute asteroid.

:Twinkle, twinkle little star.

2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

: Birds of a feather flock together.

3. Surveillance should precede saltation.

: Look before you leap.

4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lactose fluid.

: Don't cry over spilled milk.

5. Freedom from encrustation of grime is contiguous to divinity.

: Cleanliness is next to godliness.

6. The stylus is more potent than the claymore.

: The pen is mightier than the sword

7. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative manoeuvre.

: You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

8. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

: Spare the rod and spoil the child.

9. The temperature of aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 fahrenheit.

: A watched pot never boils.

10. Neophyte's serendipity.

: Beginner's luck.

11. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.

: Dead men don't talk.

12. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrous projectiles.

: People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

13. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

: All that glitters is not gold.

14. Where there are visible vapors having their province in ignited carbonaceous material there is conflagration.

: Where there's smoke there's fire.

15. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

: Beggers can't be choosers.

16. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques dilapidates the potable concoction produced by steeping comestibles.

: Too many cooks spoil the broth.

17. Exclusive dedication to necessary chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders john a hebephrenic fellow.

: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

18. A revolving lathic conglomerate accumulates no diminutive glaucous syrophytic plants.

: A rolling stone gathers no moss.

19. The person with the ultimate cachinnation possesses, thereby, the optimal cachinnation.

: He who laughs last, laughs best.

20. Missiles of ligneous or petrous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure but appellations will eternally be benign.

: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

21. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

: Beauty is only skin deep.

O.K. Guys & Gals here's a suggestion that (IMHO) merits some consideration.

If the positition calls for some to give their heart and soul to the game,

someone who is 100% commited,

someone who has never felt constrained to speak his mind.

I give you.................

Roy Keane

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"Let's Dance"......David Bowie

"Time Is On My Side"...........The Rolling Stones