chicowoodduck

Pack it in a suitcase and run.....and do not look back at Lieland.....ever!!!?

Same, same here in busy Pattaya...I always carry a size LARGE rock in my pocket in the early mornings and have gotten pretty good at hitting the local dogs right below the eyes when they come after me.....:-)

My local MB guys are on the piss 24/7/365....and that is why I walk the shit out of my feet each day.....love life too much.....:-)

Just by looking at the roof construction (large tarp) I would venture to say that the first BIG rain we have the place will be knee deep in water and water logged wings....:-(

Ha, ha, and here I was thinking they have had the Sukhumvit closed for the past few month just looking at the amount of traffic on 3rd Road most times of the day...:-(

Number 1....this is LIEland......so not believe anything or anyone.....stay in your room, do not go out in the streets, forget the motorbike, car, just walk, walk, walk, if you have too.....get a coin operated gf and live each day like it will be your last.....Amen...?

I started my Lieland adventure at the ripe young age of 55.......now been over 12+ years dealing with all the pissheads and kooks.....it gets real old after awhile......???

I have mine up and running right now while getting a lap dance....lol...??. No one seems to give a hoot...?

What ever happened to a quiet wank in the corner???

ATM....?

You must be sleeping under a rock....sometimes the party is just getting started.....try New Plaza Soi or Made in Thailand Soi, or even Toy Bar up near Mike's Shopping Mall.....they go all out 24/8/368....??

When I get stopped, my standard reply is ...."Take me to the cop shop!" ?

Congratulations!!! One less mutt to deal with.....can I get you to drove on my Soi???????

It will be all about the money...?

In my case, crossing the local road is a major effort here in Pattaya....most drivers have the big balls and make the effort to run everyone over....???

Well, that should clear the roads for the local drivers...?

Agree...100 per cent.....??

Would rather go poke myself in the eye with a blunt stick than watch that horror show.....might as well go to the circus and watch the clown car.....be much more interesting and informative....?

I invested in a good room to stack my money and pass the time counting it....never worry about a crash in Lieland....?

Well, I'd be more worried about being run over by a motorbike or car....??

If you live in Pattaya, just know that most folks you run into think they are way smarter than they actually are...?

Just a tad dangerous to get advice from all the so called experts on this forum....try a real doctor.?

With that said, unless you are a pisshead getting your daily intake from a 12oz bottle or eating off the street carts, multivitamins are a waste of time.....check with the Mayo Clinic on their advice for vitamins and the like....might save a few pennies for more important things like a coin operated girlfriend.....lol...?

Just a conversation piece when I invite the locals over for afternoon tea.....?

I go for the bright lights and pretty girls....and sometimes just to sit on the beach...lol :-)

Wow, simple....just head up 2nd Road to New Plaza Soi....goes on all night and day and Aroy Restaurant near the exit to NPZ isame, same...if not, head up to Made in Thailand Soi....they rock on forever....if not, head up the Road to Soi Diana..Soi 13 with Kiss Restaurant on the corner opposite Mikes Shopping Mall....Toy Bar up the way rocks on and on, and on forever as well......24/7/366. :-)

Excuse me, but fish can actually survive in that shithole they call a bay????