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Let the fun continue right on through the New Year...???

The only thing I miss about snow is pissing in it...?

Go rent a room for a few weeks....in that brief period ukulele should be bored out of your mind...?

You will find that LOS will wear on you after an extended period of time....have a Plan B in your pocket.

Too many drunks, idiots, fools, and the like you will get tired of dealing with on a 24/7/365 plan.

It used to be I could not wait to get back here from the USA....now it is just the other way around....except when the snow flies...???

I always bring back a big smile and good attitude mixed in with some warm weather.....who the hell goes back to anywhere cold?????

Oh and a big box of deodorant.....just to be on the safe side...?

That has been the usual practice for as long as I've been here....having said that....I did manage to do the ship four of the aircraft carrier as part of my Rotary Club function....got a lot of strange stares from the locals at the White man on board....?

I get great customer service at TMB (Thai Military Bank). And, like Bangkok Bank, TMB has an international branch -- only instead of New York, it's in the Cayman Islands. Hey, I wonder if that is where all the bonus money went from that Thai aircraft carrier that has no airplanes. Maybe it will receive the retirement bounty from the submarine purchase. Anyway, handy to have that Cayman Islands account for the unusually big money that sometimes comes to those who fight corruption.

I also very much like TMB's "no fee account." I can transfer money anywhere in the country with no fees.

I was a guest on that aircraft carrier not long ago....they have a few toy ones for sale and the officer's lounge...aka a bar was outfitted to the max so things aren't as bad as they seem...??

A safe bank in LOS??? I have all my money under my mattress.....get the same return rate as most bank in and around the area...?

Hide under my bed each year....as far away from all the crazy people doing stupid things for most of the night and early morning....?

The bird I had at the Siam Bayshore the other night was fantastic, even after my 3rd helping....????

When folks stop buying tickets, the prices will drop like a rock.....????

Not to worry...as my dear father use to remind me....you can sleep all you want when up you are dead!

Just try living here for an extended period of time and the shine quickly comes off the apple...?

When I first arrived the motto of the town was "The Town That Never Sleeps!" I've changed it to "The Town Where Everyone Thinks They Are More Important Than They Actually Are!"

And do not forget...."Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity". I see it on a daily basis, sorry to say. ????

I had AIS turn off my service the other day and give me a new SIM card saying they were upgrading their system???

I was more than happy with the big bird served at my Rotary function last night.....of course they only had ONE bird, but tasty all the same....???

There might be a good reason why they have that wire strung across the Sukhumvit....to keep all the dumb shits from doing the bob and weave??

Well, Viet Nam would be a good second choice....if you can stand all the motorbike traffic??

According to my brother....Udon was indeed an International destination all through the Viet Nam war....?

Save your money ....the movie sucks the big one.....but if you do have to go....try Central Festival cinema number 4....biggest screen in Pattaya to watch some boring flick that is over rated!!!?

I just tie two chickens together and call it a turkey....same, same but better...????

Wow, not on my watch....try Made in Thailand Soi or New Plaza. Soi or even Toy Bar up near Kiss Restaurant near Mike's Shopping Mall any day around the 4 AM hour.....all the spots are jumping....and all the action seems to be on 3rd Road these days with the Thai folks....all the new clubs are packed out 8 days a week until the early hours of the morning....?

Ho hum....tell me something that is new....just pack your bags and hit the road.....P.S. Agree with you on the whole Star Wars thing.....boring, boring, boring....?

Some new Bars and restaurants opened, Indian on 2ng Road, another Scooter Bar in LK Metro and the Elephant Bar next to the Dragon Bar in Soi Bulkhao being reopened, The Pook Bar also had a name change and a big refurbishment. Some people must be thinking it's going to 'pick up' again.

Elephant Bar will be shut in a few months.....no need for another bar on Soi Buakhao....someone is looking to blow their wad on another good deal...?

Same shi* different day.....all I know is that I'm on Santa's naughty list just by the fact that Pattaya is my home....?

16??? The dirty old fart....????