oh dear... what have I started?!?!
keep 'em coming...
Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie.
Mickey (stunned): Why not?
Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy.
Mickey (exasperated): Your honour! I didn't say she was crazy...
I said she was <deleted> Goofy!