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Surely one look at the photo would be enough to suggest a sensible place to draw the border...

I'm afraid that does not always work for me...

Laughing my arse off. That is so funny. I laugh when I see idiots using them as a phone !!!!

Phones are meant to get smaller arnt they ?

It is like a brick phone from 20 years ago.

No, this is how you use an iPad...

It was me! I left the money bag! it's mine!

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kg.

The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.

The femur is hard as concrete. a woman's heart beats faster than the man.

Women blink twice as much as men.

We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.

The woman has read this entire text.

The man is still looking at his thumb.

dam_n! Got me!

I was talking to my preacher and noticed he had cut himself shaving, so I asked him about it.

He said he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving, and had nicked his chin.

I thought about that during the service.

After he was done, I stood in line to greet him after the service.

I told him that I thought about what he had said.

"And...?" he replied.

I told him next time, he should concentrate on what he was doing, and cut his sermon instead.

MAJOR credos to Iain Barnes, after all of that I would be in prison by now...

Geez, what a surprise! Who'd a thunk it?

Why don't the blind go sky-diving?

because it scares the shit out of the dog.

Sadly, I find this TOTALLY believable!

If it is proven that he committed this sick offence then he should be locked away for the rest of his life, people who prey on young children have no place in society.

big #IF#

IF it the offence is proved, then yes I agree! Show no mercy, I would join the "hang 'em high club".

#BUT# I would need to see solid evidence or a non-coerced confession first.

Apparently, it seems, offering good services at a reasonable price, is unlawful...

Hi Pault,

Have a look at the thread Worst Joke ever.

You may enjoy that thread.

Cheers

The Humorous Signs..... thread is pretty good too

All quite irrelevant as this was a single vehicle incident...

I dont think that the number of vehicles involved has much effect on how conclusively you can die or be injured on a motorbike. It's quite simply much less likely to happen in an enclosed vehicle.

Quote one line out of context and try to build a straw-man.

end of conversation.

I would disagree strongly, if motorbikes/large engines/high speed were dangerous, I and thousands of motorcycle racers around the world would be dead.

I suspect that far more motorbike riders have died in motorbike accidents than non-motorbike riders. You can draw your own conclusions about this.

Indeed I know full well that if some motorbike rider came into high-speed contact with my pickup I would probably suffer no injury at all.

It is stupidity that is dangerous, riding a bike more powerful than you're capable of controlling, riding drunk or otherwise intoxicated, riding without a helmet... stupid.

Yes, but here I find that most of the stupidity is demonstrated by other drivers. Personally, on roads full of stupid drivers I would rather take my chances in a pickup than on a motorbike. YMMV.

All quite irrelevant as this was a single vehicle incident...

There is a bright side to this article. So many times I speak to idiots who try to argue that not wearing a helmet is safe/safer. This adequately demonstrates that 2 people in the same accident, 1 with and 1 without, do NOT come out the same. So sad for the family of the girl.

Agreed. Add to that the fact that the rider usually comes off much worse than the pillion (passenger) and it speaks volumes for the value of a helmet. Preferably one of decent quality, not like the <deleted> salad bowl I was once offered with a bike rental.

Why does one report say he was wearing a helmet and the other says he was not.

Is it seriously that hard to observe and report on an incident ?

the pictures seem to pretty clearly indicate we was not wearing a helmet

The pictures seem to pretty clearly indicate we was not wearing a helmet, by the time the photographer got there...

Moral of the story is...........

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There are several morals to this story, but #1 would be WEAR A BLOODY HELMET!

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman, 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman, 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman, 2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman, 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman, 2 American men and 1 American woman. One month later, the following things have occurred....

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together, having loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who called them both “bloody wanke_rs” and is checking out all the other men.

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.

The American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinions and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. The two American men have committed suicide.

(I'm not prejudiced, I try to offend everyone equally)

I keep looking for the words "NotTheNation"...

After hearing the complaints, Karon Police Deputy Superintendent Narong Laksanawimon explained, “We have ordered the Russian tour operators to temporarily close their counters until we are able to find a solution to this problem.”

Isn't the solution obvious? The local tuk tuk and taxi drivers start operating fair business and stop charging exorbitant rates, compete in an open market by operating in an honest manner.

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with pure Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."

The bartender gave him the drink.

Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers -- Budweiser."

The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Fosters President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."

The bartender gives him a Fosters.

Then the Amstel President says, "I'll have a glass of water please."

The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the water to him anyway.

All the Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered water?"

He replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."