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warfie

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  1. It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

    A human hair can hold 3 kg.

    The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.

    The femur is hard as concrete. a woman's heart beats faster than the man.

    Women blink twice as much as men.

    We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.

    The woman has read this entire text.

    The man is still looking at his thumb.

    dam_n! Got me! laugh.png

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  2. A tourist is fibbing away about how great things are in his country.

    Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.

    "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"

    "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

    "Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

  3. This may be too bad even for this thread!

    One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman wouldn’t''t eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn't sure what to do with them. Then he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition.

    When they had the competition, there were two finalists: a man from a place called Fife, whose name was Mr. Hicks; and a man that was from Sweden, whose name is Sven.

    So they had the final; the Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating the tench. No sooner had Mr. Hicks bitten the fish than one of his teeth fell out. He couldn't eat because of this so he stopped, but the Mayor refused to stop the competition. So Sven kept on eating and ended up eating nine of these tench fish.

    The next day the headlines read: ONE TOOTH FREE FOR FIFE HICKS, SVEN ATE NINE TENCH!

    I'll get my coat.,..

  4. I was talking to my preacher and noticed he had cut himself shaving, so I asked him about it.

    He said he was concentrating on his sermon while shaving, and had nicked his chin.

    I thought about that during the service.

    After he was done, I stood in line to greet him after the service.

    I told him that I thought about what he had said.

    "And...?" he replied.

    I told him next time, he should concentrate on what he was doing, and cut his sermon instead.

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  5. All quite irrelevant as this was a single vehicle incident...

    I dont think that the number of vehicles involved has much effect on how conclusively you can die or be injured on a motorbike. It's quite simply much less likely to happen in an enclosed vehicle.

    Quote one line out of context and try to build a straw-man.

    end of conversation.

  6. I would disagree strongly, if motorbikes/large engines/high speed were dangerous, I and thousands of motorcycle racers around the world would be dead.

    I suspect that far more motorbike riders have died in motorbike accidents than non-motorbike riders. You can draw your own conclusions about this.

    Indeed I know full well that if some motorbike rider came into high-speed contact with my pickup I would probably suffer no injury at all.

    It is stupidity that is dangerous, riding a bike more powerful than you're capable of controlling, riding drunk or otherwise intoxicated, riding without a helmet... stupid.

    Yes, but here I find that most of the stupidity is demonstrated by other drivers. Personally, on roads full of stupid drivers I would rather take my chances in a pickup than on a motorbike. YMMV.

    All quite irrelevant as this was a single vehicle incident...

  7. There is a bright side to this article. So many times I speak to idiots who try to argue that not wearing a helmet is safe/safer. This adequately demonstrates that 2 people in the same accident, 1 with and 1 without, do NOT come out the same. So sad for the family of the girl.

    Agreed. Add to that the fact that the rider usually comes off much worse than the pillion (passenger) and it speaks volumes for the value of a helmet. Preferably one of decent quality, not like the <deleted> salad bowl I was once offered with a bike rental.

  8. Why does one report say he was wearing a helmet and the other says he was not.

    Is it seriously that hard to observe and report on an incident ?

    the pictures seem to pretty clearly indicate we was not wearing a helmet

    The pictures seem to pretty clearly indicate we was not wearing a helmet, by the time the photographer got there...

  9. On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman, 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman, 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman, 2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman, 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman, 2 American men and 1 American woman. One month later, the following things have occurred....

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together, having loads of sex.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

    The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

    The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who called them both “bloody wanke_rs” and is checking out all the other men.

    Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

    The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.

    The American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinions and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. The two American men have committed suicide.

    (I'm not prejudiced, I try to offend everyone equally)

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