LisuLover

Shame on you Thailand

Ask her where she wants to go, it's her town, how should you know? If it comes to it, Baan Khanitha, Sukhumvit Soi 53, Thong Lor BTS (exit 1) is the best seafood restaurant in town and in budget. Mainly full of Thai businessmen when I've been there.

A void tuk-tuks

B e sober

C arry small amounts of cash

Im sorry but my sympathy is limited. Smashing into the ground with all the technicolour accompanyments in front of women, children or me, is a bit of a crime in my mind and must scar onlookers for life especially kids. It is a sad and private moment, find a private way.

Well over $6200 for "damage" to jet ski? Or does that cover speedboat also? Too bad the farang will always lose in these situations. Rule #1 -- rent nothing in these resort areas.

"rent nothing", are you sure?

Does it pull the birds?

Anghor Wat is the largest temple, but for me it was not the most interesting. The ruined temples are more fun, there is the one used for filming Tomb Raider/Lara Croft which is amazing and another one that is so ruined that they have built wooden skywalkway type bridges to get you round it. Insist your guide takes you to the ruined temples.

If you have any heart or blood pressure issues at all, you must see a Doc before using Viagra or Kamagra. Caverject is safer than either of these, because it acts locally (you know where boys!), whereas Viagra, especially a full fat 100mg tab affects the whole circulatory system. Caverject cannot be obtained in Thailand to my knowledge, but is available on prescription in Europe and I imagine in USA. It is worth the pain.

Ive always used thailand.tangowire.com and had some great meets with ladies, but very rarely in Bangkok, most are from Udon, Khon Kaen, Korat etc.. Look for ladies with jobs, otherwise there may be requests for money. Of the 6 ladies I've met, none were scammers, you sift those out during the email and Skype stages. There must be bar girls on there, but I've never come across one. If you want to swing your wedding vegetables into action, internet dating is very slow. Most girls are thinking long term with a view to children/marriage/security/buffalo insurance! Good luck and do it, it's fun, if you've the time and patience.

Best call for croc worrier Steve Irwin. Ooh hold on... he's already been mashed by a stingray that he was scaring s**tless.

We will never see the deeds, the will, the life insurance or the bank accounts, so we will never know if an alternative motive is possible. We can only be sad for such an early departure.

Luck of the Jocks. Telegraph poles looming.

Land of silly posts

It would be helpful to know what the race of champions is. The word drivers is used so I guess some cars are involved

No one has mentioned 'Tarrandang' Cabaret/German beer bar/restaurant, be sure to ring and book or you'll be far from the stage. Ive never had a bad night there.

Buathip on Soi 5, Sukhumvit Rd. Very professional. Signs saying "no sex" and "no mobile phone".

Its gonna provide a lot of tea money

Baan Khanitha, Soi 53, Sukhumvit Rd, Bangkok (Thong Lor BTS, exit 1). I could eat their Massaman every night for a week. Seafood also wonderful. In the top 20 Bangkok restaurants so quite pricey, but the massaman is cheapest thing on the menu. Trust me I'm fat.

Buathip Massage in Sukhumvit Soi 5 (down on the right hand side). They have a sign saying 'no sex' and another says 'no mobile phone'. Get their loyalty card for 1 free massage for every 10 taken. Ive never had a bad foot massage in 7yrs, mind you how would I know as it normally sends me to sleep. Superb. 250Baht for 1hr foot.

The storm drains stink so they get covered with rubber mats. So the water flows down the main road, turns into the soi and heads for the ocean.

All airlines are swings and roundabouts. I have been wary of AI since I changed planes at Delhi 3yrs ago and my baggage didn't. Took 10 days to get it. I was in business class and the A321cabin was very dirty. The in-seat food tray had a thick black crust all the way round the edge where things had spilt and not been cleaned for weeks/months. On the way back, I got bitten more in 3hrs at Bombay airport than I ever had in 30 days in Thailand.

On the other hand, the staff were lovely, everything was interesting and different and there was a fleet of ancient Afganistani 727 cargo planes on the Delhi tarmac.

"I spent millions on hookers, drugs and booze, the rest I squandered", George Best

...sorry george, love you really

Everyone is fascinated by the peripherals. WHY DID THE NOSE GEAR COLLAPSE? Cut to the chase for Budda's sake.

Was it the first 380 into SFO If not, why the waterworks? Oh, hold on..just realised, must have been to give the swimming pool effect as the pilot sprints to get his towels down on the best gate

Brings back fond memories of Miss Brazier's incredibly short skirt in year 2 maths classes and the crescendo of small change raining onto the floorboards with 13 yr old boys diving for their money faces upturned