LisuLover

Am I right in thinking that the Russians will take on the Thais, while most of us chicken out?

Has Olga pee'd herself?

In the picture, he seems to be dressed for work with UPS.

Tawandang German Brewery on Rama lll, Bangkok, is my recommendation. Apologies, should have said so. Thanks for pointing it out.

Tawandang is superb, but not small or hidden. Free to enter, but you have to eat. Show is 8 to 10 (check this) but get there earlier to settle and order. It is a very well choreographed musical cabaret, with about 98% Thai audience. Smoking not allowed. Children welcomed. Vocal, dance and costume quality are really high. 12 piece orchestra top notch. Expect to spend 1000B each including a couple of drinks each. Best to get a Thai to book and they should argue hard for a good view table as your table will be allocated when you book. It's busy and hectic and worth it. Book in advance especially Fri/Sat. Enjoy.

Everywhere needs good customer turnover. If you enjoy your 'gem', because it's just you, Dirty Nellie and the piano man, then it ain't got long left.

Go on, spill the beans, no one reads the s**t we chat on here.

Ting Tong mak mar

Get some spray on guys if you are going out at mosquito feeding times

Yoosuk sucks at sucking in nipple suckers - gets caught!

It is very hard to do that without a single moment of humour or humility. Add a sense of missed timing ie. Norman Wisdom or Laurel and Hardy and it goes viral worldwide.

You can't stay there, but have a day/half day at Laem Sing beach. The children should be old enough to manage the steps, there are a lot, but it is about the smallest of the Phuket beaches, bar staff are friendly and it has a natural feel.

There is a wonderful Gibbon rehabilitation project on Phuket. I was there in February and felt the tears flow as the staff told of how the animals were saved from abuse / dismemberment / revenge attacks. It's free, although you have to pay B200 to enter the nature park at Bang Pae.

The perp', Ken Wankham ... really?

With a ton of people in the back, this vehicle would have been very unstable. The rear end would feel light and swing around like a hovercraft. Then Bang! Then Crash!!

Not doubt she got a stiff telling off !!

All mobile phone users in public should be made to stand in 6 foot tall metal boxes with glass windows. Maybe paint them red.

Here in the UK we like to do things slightly differently, we are partial to accidentally filling a building with Gas and then lighting a cigarette.

How can readers trust posts that are sponsored by the retailer of the miracle cure. By this yardstick I could post about willie problems and get an advert from Viagra. Not that my yardstick need them of course.

Thaksin arriving in his command module!

Would it not have been more sensible to contact the plagiarist, extort (diplomatically) about xxxx thousand baht from him/her and give the money to a children home of choice?

Saying "no" too much.

Why do people guess what happened? What is the point of doing that?

I left my carry-on bag in a taxi when arriving for a flight at Suvarnabhumi. Bangkok Airways kindly rang my phone, which was in my bag, driver came back and I gave him 500 Baht and thanked him profusely, silly me, 10 minutes later I found that he'd nicked my reading glasses.

Is it fair to say that the 'Pattaya Authorities' couldn't organise a pissup in a brothel. Or is that the only thing they can do.