the gentleman

my partner just bought a 1956 FE Holden - 200,000 Baht - big price but a lovely classic.

I would be interested in a Monaro (HK or HG), if anyone has one for sale....

I am also looking to buy a FE steering wheel - online? or in country?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Metropole buffet has two tier pricing.

And, i agree with kandt The dim sum in the Chinese resturant is very good.

Regards,

BR

yes it does - 175 baht for Thais and 225 for farang.........

On occasions I have asked to see the manager and complained in Thai to him - 175 baht was the outcome............ not the money!, the principle!

a few slighly more expensive restaurants with excellent food are...

Mon Tris Kitchen in Kata - best service and food I have ever had in Phuket!

Two Chefs in Kata - great affordable food.

Karna Sutra in Phuket Town - Indian food - very nice decor and food.

Terrorist or Terrorism (yes I know thats two... but)

A word thrown around by politicians to alarm the world and seek retribution....

I've copme bsck from the isle of wight and right now i am very very drunk and i can't yype what i meabnt to say but yes - tomorrow i am going to high wycombe hopital to ghave my wart lazeredboff for good.

we are all waiting for this asspicious occasion......

may the wart be without you

maerim - how could you call this ###### a gentleman.

yes yes, how could I call myself one? - thought I would get in first

I was told he is still in Thailand???

I tried to post it in the news forum, but no luck - maybe George will move it there.

I know what ran through my mind when reading it.............

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Australian paedophile commits suicide

BALI: -- A former Australian diplomat hanged himself in a Bali jail cell a day after he was sentenced to 13 years imprisonment for sexually assaulting two boys on the Indonesian resort island, prison guards said.

The body of William Stuart Brown, 52, was discovered in his cell in the eastern town of Karangasem, said guard Ida Bagus Oka.

Brown had made a noose from material taken from his mattress, Oka said. He hanged himself from metal bars blocking access to a ventilation hole in the roof of the cell, he said.

On Tuesday, Brown was convicted of assaulting two boys, aged 12 and 16, on Bali last year. The case had attracted widespread media attention in Australia.

It was not immediately clear whether an investigation would be launched into the incident. The time of his death was not known.

Australian embassy officials were not available for comment.

Brown was arrested in January. Judges said he admitted to having sexual contact with the boys, but maintained they were willing participants. The age of consent in Indonesia is 14, though homosexuality is illegal.

Brown moved to Indonesia from Canberra eight years ago. He worked at the Australian embassy in Jakarta from 1982-84, and was last employed at a tourism school in Denpasar, the capital of Bali.

--NineMSN.com 2004-05-12

signed

Georgie Porgie! but maybe he has changed his nick or overdosed on Valium.......

Sars, Chicken Flu, Iraq War, Trouble in the south - basically it all means nothing to me - I dont need the tourist dollar - I love that there are hardly any tourists

I am coping well thanks....... Phuket IS safe!

Seems Wolfie as got me at the rear again - demoted to rear admiral and surrounded by seaman.

What happened to the thread about me? I was enjoying it.

Did the forum Nazis burn it with all the other books?

Can't we have a little bit of fun anymore ??

Bash

As your last 6 wives have told you on numerous occasions - IT IS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - turn the page vunt

I have to vote for George, as I am dangling by my armpit hair to keep my membership - due to my kind words about his t-shirts

Two cartons of west end export would swing it though phazey!

Brilliant Fatter than

Is the girl surprised about the size of the balls or that his cock is missing?

thats a tesco shirt, cheap and crappy looking - spend a little more than 80 baht making them and I could be interested - also the front is a little messy with all that writing. Put the logo on the sleeve and get rid of the farang crap......... bet they would sell better in a shop in khoa Saen Rd - they would look great on a two headed rasta .

OK... so a lot of the forum members know each other, but there are heaps that don't know anybody, or anything (like Ducktape)

Have you ever considered exactly who you are chatting with?

The situation below could well be you

You never know.......Sorry Bash

reverse the photos to match the text and you will be about right

great post mate!

Saw a young Thai man wearing one of those small purse type bags with the long string for a strap. Not exactly super feminine but not the most masculine of things either.

I love the fact that men here are sure of who they are, there is no masculine posturing, macho attitude trying to prove how male they are. No fear of appearing "feminine" because these are people who are sure of their own sexuality. Either you are homosexual or you are not, and as my husband once said, "This isn't America you know, just because your friend is gay doesn't mean everyone thinks you are too". There is no "pink is for girls, blue is for boys", pink is just a color, and if you like it, you wear it. Men can walk around wearing their wives sarongs, put their arms around another man and not even think twice about it (and neither does anyone else). I love the fact that the Thai man has nothing to prove to anyone and is confident in himself.

I agree with half of it SBK, I just dont know which half

I'm off now, not been here for a week, not missed anything.

Be back about a week, perhaps someone new with something meaningful to say will appear.

heres something meaningful - your a ######!

If its too different guys then perhaps the new one has a life. Doubt if hes bought his like the sda tosser that is on here every night.

Get a life for pity's sake.

Davethailand2001 nice to meet you.

What has this got to do with Thailand, you sad f+*ked up person spee.

26 posts = 24 flames to other members - maybe you should get a life yourself?

This has as much to do with Thailand as anything else on this forum - Thai expats having a laugh and learning little - remember we know EVERYTHING, thats why we live here

Get back to the visa section, but remember to shower and shampoo before you board the plane - we have people at the airport rasta

ooh me?

WHO IS THIS davethailand2001, could'nt you think of another name.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Dont worry Neo

Taxexile - Love the new avatar mate - mmmmmmmmmmm boobs.

ooh me?

, is there two DaveThailands - you have a lot to live up to

No comment from ######?

Know each other from high school, I guess, and what is this chocolate egg thing? Where did you find that smiley, phazey?

he is a soap dodger and I am a scabby digger from the land down under - we know each other from the forces.... He used to spit polish my boots and do my ironing........ he is a wiz with a vacuum cleaner as well

I 'spose one bright spark had to jump in.......Congats on being the first Gent

That was more in Bash's park, but I guess he's away somewhere playing with his easter eggs.

Which by the way, taste dreadful with Marshite

I am hungover mate and that was the longest post I could come up with

Bash is at the beach today on a photo shoot

when you say wart ,

do you mean a wart  like a bump or something like

theres actually a protrusion of the anus muscle itself ?

i know this sounds like a joke but a bg  i  know has a something like that and i am interested to know if its possible to have removed or is it just not possible ?

No, I'm sorry it's nothing more exciting but it is just a wart.

Initially I thought it may be haemerrhoids but it's been looked at by my GP, the GUM clinic nurse and even my curious landlady.

I still don't know how I could have got it sexually as I'm not a tail gunner and can spot a katoey a mile away as I have a very good friend who is one. One theory is that I could have got it from putting my fngers inside a lady's vagina and then touching my nipsy afterwarts, but I don't understand how if that be the case, my knob is ok.

Anyway, I don't understand it - IT'S BENEATH ME!! (sorry) -that's all I have to say on the matter until wednesday. The wart is curently still with me staying here on the Isle Of Wight for a couple of days.

The weather is dull and cloudy today with light showers expected later on.

What is Vegemite? As a kid growing up in Aussie, I only ate Vaginamite or Penisbutter on toast, maybe the nickname was a regional thing Always thought empty Vaginamite jars made great glasses for entertaining guests with a fine glass of deathbag(cask) wine in my uni days

- same school? - yes the vegemite glasses were common place in my house....... what a product!

A common complaint with all Marshite eaters, eroded upper palate resulting in severe undebite, better stick to Vegeshite

Classic case, text book stuff and is an irreversable condition, next stage is calling everybody fatty.

fatty