the gentleman

they are the "little and large", the "morecambe and wise" , the "frank and betty" even, of thai visa.

sgt.bilko and pvt.papparelli they aint.

someone pass me the remote.  

hinge and brackett

more like Iffy and Biffy Dave

By the way, I am with Moving

, yes quite a few times - different reasons and different countries.

Last year I was in Scotland doing an "army type" "endurance game show" - it is currently being televised in Thailand - can you guess? Our faces are hard to make out, but one of them is me

I have a few "screen shots" on my computer, but dont know how to paste them here??

.......... I tried cut/copy and paste Bronco but it doesnt work mate

good thread well done Basher you vunt!

I dont really care what you guys think - you are all ######s and rastas

Did love the thread - Irish playing cricket to be sure

So Blonco,how many 1st Class games have u played then???

well Bronco is actually Steve Waugh - he has won quite a few

Richard, you are spending way to much time on this thread........

The LadyBoy is obviously a troll - your knowledge is outstanding though

could he be "bad news" or is that Georgie Porgys new nick??

This week I have noticed more rastas than ever - who breeds them??

Everytime I see a true "soap dodger", I feel like pinning him down and shaving his head - Bash nearly did it last night - comedy central

Never been to PP before so I might do my next visa run there soon,anyone been recently and recommend a hotel in the B1000 range,looked at the Walkabout,seems OK.Something quite on the waterfront.

Also the cheapest flight I've found so far is B9000 with Bangkok Airways,Thai is quoting B12000.

Any help is appreciated.

The walkabout is a dump mate, the bar is like an outback abbo bar in Tennant Creek - a bunch of clicky ######s as well........

The Hawaii Hotel is OK and the Kiwi Bar across from it has great food - nice Kiwi guy who owns it - Bob I think, is his name...

The Hawaii is located near all of the going out type places and the central market area..

I also did a visa run to Cambodia a couple of years ago, The Thai Embassy was the worst I have ever come across - very rude, unhelpfull - I lost the plot in there and flew back to Bangkok, then to Hadyai and went over to Penang.....

Cambodia is the ###### of the world mate - unless you are a kiddy fiddler (I am not suggesting YOU are), why would anyone want to go there????

Cambodian expats are the lowest class expats I have seen any where in the world - every two headed guy on this planet is there.

Maybe closing this thread would be a good idea, it is just occupying space for absolutely nothing...

I don't want anyone else to have to waste their time reading it.

You see sick boy Meadish is educated how dare we have a little fun

Yes I know one.......... great English, well priced and a very good builder - PM me if you are serious in following it up.

Not true, everything is open as usual - I am off to Phi Phi on Sunday.

the doctor just PMd me - he said it was worse than first thought. The percentages on a clean removal are arse hip arse hip

Shows that "Plumbers Crack" a lot, does he? Don't tell Thaiquila or he'll be over to Phuket for a visit!

they use me for the community bike rack in Phuket - my record is 7 mountain bikes and a Honda wave.

And the real Vietnam Vets don't brag on their service unless they were REMF's...

Used to run into some French Foreign Legion hands down in Pattaya and the only way I knew that they were indeed Legionaires was a mate of mine introduced me.  These guys were hard-core and my mate, an American from the Bronx, NYC, was the only Yank I've ever heard of who served with the FFL.  True story...

French Foreign Lesion, is that like an inflamed genital sore that's contracted from a Paris street walker? Just curious.

Is that Lesionaires desease then?

Bash

The Gent would have had himself "spot of trouble" going up against any one of those boys...even with the black-belt in "Quicondo"!

The only black belt he has holds his 'old man' jeans up lol

Bash

grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Reason I left the sunny climate of Tasmania, yup the weather had a big part. But main reason is I knocked up my missus. Best <deleted> mistake I made in my life

I love Tassy mate, best water, best apples , cleanest air in the world, David Boon, great beaches and shagging your sister is socially accepted......

If you are in Tasmania or know of anyone privately selling a large swatch of land, please PM me - I am looking for about 300 acres with a waterfall (if possible), running stream / river through the land- I dont need any mod cons or roads - way out in the sticks is perfect, 3 hours away from civvy - cheers if you can help, if not many more Tassy jokes

cheers

Your in good hands mate, Fatter than Harry has secured the area, Basher is currently out on manouvres and I am 24/7 looking for Mad Frankie who has gone AWOL - come done, pull up a pew and kick back - your in safe hands!

I just have no sense of humour today ...

whats up Rocket Man?

In German it's just Bordell (pronounce "bore dell"! ) without the "o".  Anyway,

the "oh" comes automtically when you get the bill.   Have fun anyway.

When you approach the ladies in German or apologize to simon43 better say "ich liebe (pronounce leebe) Dich" 'coz "Leber" is the German word for liver. Doubt that you are  in this bodypart (there are surely more fancy ones in/on a human). Let's better have Khun "Chang" and "Singh" take care of the Leber. Cheers.

Know wonder I never pulled any German birds

Das ist ein shrank, never seemed to cut it

Cheers

And the real Vietnam Vets don't brag on their service unless they were REMF's...

Used to run into some French Foreign Legion hands down in Pattaya and the only way I knew that they were indeed Legionaires was a mate of mine introduced me.  These guys were hard-core and my mate, an American from the Bronx, NYC, was the only Yank I've ever heard of who served with the FFL.  True story...

French Foreign Lesion, is that like an inflamed genital sore that's contracted from a Paris street walker? Just curious.

Is that Lesionaires desease then?

Bash

The Gent would have had himself "spot of trouble" going up against any one of those boys...even with the black-belt in "Quicondo"!

grasshopper!, when you can snatch this pebble...................

WART UPDATE:

It's been a week since my treatment and it's shrunk a fraction but still hasn't fallen off.

Thankyou.

On the hole, it is better than it was

With that comment I think my fellow Gentleman has exceeded his predecessors.

He should win a T-shirt or something.

Thats arsestounding - thank you vely bick nong chai

I run verflichtungsklerung through http://www.freetranslation.com/

and got "Declaration of obligations" Well?

Mad Frankie, I also run puff, no real reply but isn't a puff a whore house or as they say in England, a house of ill repute? 

Yep, that is what in German "Puff" (pronounce "pooff") actually stands for but it is a more crude expression.

Among the Gentlemen that we are supposed to be let's better call it Bordell (= brothel). Certainly there is also a direct equivalent for your whore house which is "Hurenhaus".

Well, the difference appears to be:

The low life hits the "Puff" to get laid while the Gentleman consults the "Bordell" to interact but anyway who gives a darn it's gonna cost in both cases.

I am off to the Bordello now

Bordell?

Without wanting to appear that I have no sense of humour, I think all your snide answers to the original posting are completely out of place. I thought LoS was a country where ladyboys were fully accepted. It seems that there are quite a few farang on this forum who are rather juvenile and narrow-minded.

Ladyboy, sorry that I can't help you since I'm British and don't know the regulations in Germany. Are there any Germans on this forum who can advise??

yes your right mate, I do humbly apologise...... ich leber dich!

there seems to be a lot of people with Masters degrees , if you all do have such a high education, why isnt it shown in your postings

sorry kringle, I never saw your post - I havent any info for you either, but will have a search and pm you if I find anything that hasnt been posted yet....