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    Why don’t Marxists drink Typhoo? They believe proper tea is theft. One cup asks another if he wants to bet on which once can hold most tea. The other says, “No, that’s a mug’s game”.
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    Chap goes into a bookshop and asks for the book by Shakespeare. The employee says “Sure, which one?” Chap replies “William”. Then he went to The Globe Theatre box office and asked for two tickets. “For Romeo and Juliet?” asked the ticket clerk. “No, for me and my wife”.
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    Some little-known tribute bands: "Jar Lid" - They cover The Jam. "Prevention" - They were actually better than The Cure. An 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates - "Banana Armour".
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    I looked in my wife's wardrobe today. It was chaos with skirts, dresses and blouses all mixed together. There were even a few of my suits and shirts in there. I think she has hanger management issues.
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    Was in a hurry so tried pressing my trousers whilst wearing them but ended up taking longer because I burned myself. Oh, the iron knee.
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    Mittens
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    Muffler
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    Dismiss
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    To be fair, I think the OP has realised his mistake and corrected it by removing his 1* review. But yes, I agree that a review is worthless without a few words of explanation.
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    Crumble
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    In the comments it's suggested that these are fake subtitles. I don't know because I don't speak Russian. Funny as heck though.????
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    Dalai
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    Suitcases
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    I was sort of sympathetic to the restaurant owner until I read this part.
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    Beheaded
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    Parched
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    Peron
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    Not messages - Notifications.
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    Aseannow - look at the bottom right of the op.
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    Take a look at Mr Prakan (broker) website. Choice of many policies. https://misterprakan.com/en/travel/travel-insurance-thailand
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    On 24 April 2008 it was reported in the Daily Telegraph that a new logo for OGC had been introduced at the cost of £14,000. The logo caused embarrassment to the organisation due to its unintended sexual suggestiveness (appearing to show a gentleman fiddling with himself) when rotated 90° clockwise. A spokesman for OGC said,"It is not inappropriate to an organisation that's looking to have a firm grip on Government spend."
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    15 minutes. A lot easier than solving @roo860's or @overherebc's puzzlers.????
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    I understand now, but his parents are from Ghana.

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