chickenslegs

That seems to be 500ml in many places, so not a pint at all.

Chief

IMHO - Some beers taste about the same whether from bottles or draught, others do not. For me, a Thai lager is a Thai lager so I would just go for the cheapest version (volume for volume). But (for example) there is a huge difference between a pint of draught Guinness and the bottled version. I would choose the pint, even at twice the price. So I voted "Either, depending on ......"

Grin

Apparently, keeping tropical fish in your house can help to relieve pain or stress, and boost happiness. Just some of the benefits of increasing one's indoor fins.

Raincoat

Sad news. The inventor of the throat lozenge has died. There will be no coughin' at his funeral.

Scrubs

You missed my post.

Being British, and over 65, I'm sure they will form an orderly queue and greet her with courtesy.

If you keep on distracting your driver like this, your demise may come a lot quicker than you hoped.

Shellacking

That was true some years ago. Now Thailand has two types of adoption, one is "local" - recognised in Thailand only, the other is "international" - under the Hague Convention, and recognised in any of the Hague Convention signatory countries (UK and most Western countries and Thailand + others). Not sure that the adoption authorities would approve without the OP being formally divorced from his previous wife, plus many other conditions.

You should step down after that shocker!

I have absolute zero idea what you're on about, but that's 0k.

Sex

Icy what you did there.

Treatment

Jam tomorrow.

Godfather

A target of whom? Has he has been removed for his own safety?

@oceanbreeze851 Ex military. Don't you have a credit union that could loan you the money?

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