chickenslegs

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

What a dummy!

Moron

Footer

Elm

Dream

@KarenBravo Sounds like you were stuck behind my wife, so I apologise. Normally I am shopping with her and I join all the other customers giving her filthy looks and tutting.

Shortbread

Pie

Platypus

Operating instructions in English here -https://manuals.plus/m/9bfc406b7958f17daa8ee9fd5b649532591d3dd33c8b90d27309c6a8021429b7 Page 9 refers to temp settings. Googled it.

A bit kinky ...

Affairs

I hope you are right, but I can't see that anything much has changed. Same constitution, written by and for the present mob. Same full house of Senators, appointed by the present mob. Same shouting down of any opposition voices. Same use of the Courts to disqualify anyone who presents a threat. @possum1931 Yes, they are Military Academy educated but someone has been quite clever in helping them manipulate the system to make it almost impossible to get rid of them by normal (ballot box) means. (IMHO)

Just attracting the flies away from the table.

How is the rain situation up there Owl? My wife's village is near the Huay Saneng reservoir, near Surin. Last week she was sent some photos of the reservoir overflowing its banks. Apparently there were hundreds of vehicles arriving from miles around to see it, causing traffic chaos. This is a photo from a local farang website ... The road there is one of the places my daughter and I like to go cycling when we are up there.

Prison

This recent article in The Nation might be of interest https://www.nationthailand.com/in-focus/30400958

A man and his wife went to a livestock show. One of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached and said, ‘This bull mated 50 times last year’. The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs, smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.” They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached and said, ‘This bull mated 150 times last year’. The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “Wow! That’s nearly three times a week. You could learn a lot from him.” They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’. The wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs. She said, “That’s once a day. You could really learn something from this one.” The husband looked at his wife and said, “Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.”

Sith

Democrat

My roommates suspect I’m stealing their kitchen utensils. But that’s a whisk i’m willing to take. I recently took a pole. I found out that 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed. I thought that removing the shell from my racing snail would make it go faster, but it just got more sluggish.