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Thai manchild with a gun , taken down by his mummy ..... regards worgeordie

Here are the 10 best jokes from comedians (I say that Loosely) from this years Edinburgh fringe festival , they must have been hanging around school yards to steal those jokes , The top jokes were: 1. Masai Graham: I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta. 2. Mark Simmons: Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next-day delivery. 3. Olaf Falafel: My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock. 4. Hannah Fairweather: By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I – but it is the same house and it is the same family. 5. Will Mars: I hate funerals – I’m not a mourning person. 6. Olaf Falafel: I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back. 7. Richard Pulsford: I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx. 8. Tim Vine: I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery. 9. Sophie Duker: Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate. 10. Will Duggan: I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days. 35 years since I have been to the UK , what a miserable place it must be now I suppose all jokes have to be politically correct now ........???? regards Worgeordie

You mean the rare wheresquirrels ,yes we have them too , regards wheregeordie

I suppose this will be banned .....too many complaints from people with noses ......???? regards Worgeordie

You say anything in today's World ,and there are going to be people that are offended* ,don't know what the Worlds coming to ,but there are a lot of sensitive people out there , * even if it's not offensive ......???? regards Worgeordie

This was the very rare Thai roadrunner and this one goes Beep Beep Beep.... only found on Doi Inthanon , Northern Thailand. you never seen one ????? regards Worgeordie

Don't bring a Bong to a knife fight ......maybe the murderer should have a few puffs on the bong first might have chilled him out a bit regards worgeordie

First and most important thing you would check before moving off........I would think, but maybe overthinking again .....???? regards worgeordie

At Bangkok Bank no need to add anything to fixed account, just tell the cashier to update the book , up here in Chiang Mai Immigration require a years bank statement , which at Bangkok Banks takes up to 7 days , I say up to, usually faster. regards worgeordie

Beep , Beep , Beep , that was not me officer , it was that road runner over there ......???? regards worgeordie

Most things can be found in prison's , drugs , alcohol ,phones, better food if you have money. lottery tickets should be easy... regards worgeordie

Another Thai manchild who could not cope with rejection , If you must burn the vehicle that you paid for ,but is in ex wife's name , do it in secret ,don't stand there waiting for police to arrive...... regards worgeordie

50,000 years , is that all , she deserves to do some time if found guilty of scamming people , but this is excess and stupid. regards worgeordie

In the UK had several credit cards, as mostly used for business , when I retired here 35 years ago cancelled them and used mostly cash ,some Debit card use online, if they ever go cashless society here I will be f#cked , don't have a smartphone , sure they can be useful ,but what I see is they are turning people into Zombies , my wife good example ,cannot go anywhere without it, MUST answer it when it rings. why I have banned her bringing it into the bedroom...???? regards worgeordie A.K.A Johnny CASH.......

OK we will leave you alone , but only if you leave me alone regards Worgeordie , P.S. been to school the spelling is a lot better

Aye , I remember it too bloody hot ,my ice cream was melting faster than I could eat it, what a mess ........???? regards worgeordie

Yes , but lately for the worse , ? regards worgeordie

And , you a climate change denier ? regards worgeordie

Here's an example , due to historically high heat in the UK, EU , in some areas grass has died off, and the famers are having to use their winter stocks of feed to feed their livestock now, that's grass a plant you may not think of as a crop but is, regards worgeordie

also increases the heat, making it too hot to grow some crops .... regards worgeordie

I was buying 1 Kg pack of NZ butter from Expatfoods for 195 Baht , it was very good too, price now 490 Baht a Kg , !!!!!, the NZ cows stopped producing milk or something , going to try Home Fresh butter , 100 % butter made in Thailand, 5 kg 1,165 Baht = 235 Baht Kg, cut up in useable pieces it will last 12 months if kept in freezer they have 1 kg sizes at 295 Baht at local bakery supply shop. blame Covid , Ukraine ,? regards worgeordie

Just heard that Promenada Mall has closed permanently , it's been on the cards for quite some time ,there were too many malls here so no big loss. regards Worgeordie