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This appears to have been a very well organised attack, firstly to know exactly when the train would be passing, then to arrange ground operatives to place explosives on the track, stopping the train, and thirdly following it up with HIMARS and Switchblade drone attacks to totally destroy it. Not only is the fuel it carried no longer available for Russian use, but it will take some time to clear and repair the tracks, especially if repair crews also come under attack. The video discusses the possibility that those who placed the ground explosives were partisan fighters, rather than Ukrainian soldiers. If so, then there appears to be a well organised resistance on the ground in Russian occupied territory, in communication with Ukrainian intelligence and supplied by drone drops.

"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's". "Well, you can't say fairer than that then".

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What??? Just because he's cross-eyed??? " "No, because he's really heavy"

Scientists have invented a car that runs on liquidised Parsley. They are now hoping to make the buses run on Thyme.

I'm trying to find that joke about chiropractors that someone posted. It was about a week back.

I had a bet on three horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times. Not one of them won. I blame it on the bookie.

Whiteboards are remarkable.