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It's a win-win situation. A bunch of Russians get to defect, and Thailand gets a new boat.

As a renter, you should contact the owner and the rental agent, if you have one, and ask if they are aware of this, as it violates your right to use the common areas. See what they say and decide if it's worth taking further.

It’s so unfair and sexist that manslaughter is illegal. Women can laugh whenever they want.

In England it’s called a lift. In the United States it’s called a elevator. I guess we’re raised a little differently.

Three surgeons were having drinks together at a pub and the discussion wandered into what kind of people they liked to operate on. One says that he likes to operate on mechanical engineers. When he opens one up, all the parts are neatly laid out and wherever parts need to fit together, there is a nice interlock mechanism. The second says that he likes to operate on electronics engineers. When he cuts one open, not only are the parts all laid out neatly, just like with mechanical engineers, but they are all color coded on top of that. The third surgeon says that he likes to operate on lawyers. When he opens one up, there are only two parts, the mouth and the anus, and they are interchangeable.

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, `I don't even have a coconut!'

Years ago, it was suggested that "an apple a day keeps the doctor away". Now that all the doctors are predominantly Muslim, I feel a bacon sandwich works better.