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I bought a used Jack in the box at a charity shop, but it doesn't work. I'm not surprised.

We've got really good pet insurance... While our dog was at the vet, they gave us a courtesy cat.

A lady was arrested at the airport today after officers found a stash of cocaine hidden in a 42GG bra. They confirmed it was a big bust.

I went to report my cat missing. They asked if it was chipped? I said, well it does have the corner of an ear missing.

I posted a review about the damaged paving outside my local shop and it got deleted. That's the last time I'm using TripAdvisor.

I had 17 weeds in my garden, so I used some of that roundup. Now I have 20.

Plumbing the depths again.

My local gym has just closed down. Now I have to find another one not to go to.

I cant believe that Netflix have cancelled "Vivaldi" after only four seasons.

Phil Oakey is a singer in the Human League but not a lot of people know his sister Carrie. She can be heard in most pubs on a Friday.