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A tone deaf Thai dog...

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If you're happy and you know it... Clamp your ham. I refer you to the thread title.

If they all have gmail accounts then you can create a folder in your free Google Drive allocation (15 Gb) and share it with them. Just enter their gmail addresses to do so.

Take a look at that donkey.

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic. "That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!" "You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways. They decide to head down to see the situation for themselves. Arriving at a seaside town, Jesus asks what the huge metal pipe he can see is for. Paul tells him it's used to dump human waste in the sea, so Jesus decides to take action and strides across the waves. Walking alongside, Paul is soon knee-deep in filthy water, while Jesus scoots along on top. Ever hopeful of some help he slogs on, and Jesus keeps walking on water... but soon the water is up to Paul's chin. "Master," he calls, "I will follow you anywhere, but I'm up to my neck in sh*tty water and I think I'm going to drown." At this Jesus stops walking and looks at Paul. "What?," he says, "Why don't you just walk on the pipe like me, you silly pr*ck?"