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ravip

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  1. TBH the Christmas décor & music has nothing to do with Christmas almost all over the world - even in the Christian countries. Everything has been commercialised. But I enjoy the traditional Christmas music any time of the year! ...the Glühwein at the Viennese Christmas markets! Beautiful ambience. Who doesn't enjoy the traditional food? Christmas Stollen (Christstollen), Cristmas cake and of course a sumptuous Christmas dinner!
  2. Wife - Where are you going ? Husband - Watch the game at the cafe Wife - Why don't you watch it with me? Husband - I want to see it with my friends. Wife - So I am nothing to you? Husband - My god, OK OK I am staying. Wife - Why is the goalkeeper in black? Husband - He is mourning his mother. Wife - The commentator, how does he know all names? Husband - It's his job Wife - There's Goal. Husband - No, it's an offside. Wife - What is offside? Husband - No it's a goal, just kidding. Wife - Yes, but what is offside? Husband - Offside is the name of the coach. Wife - Where's the coach? Husband - He is off the field Wife - Why isn't he playing? Husband - No he doesn't play, he changes the players and the game tactics. Wife - Tell me, Maradona is there? Husband - No he died Wife - Oh my God, how? Husband - He had watched a game with his wife.
  3. This worked very well for me. But as with all medications take professional advice. 7 Elevens stocks them.
  4. Isn't that imagination? or blind faith? How many of the earths ~8 billion people could do that and agree as one? Is this not the root of all misery on this planet?
  5. Burned feet cooking beans. “Open package. Stand in boiling water for 20min”
  6. A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nods… “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor. “No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
  7. Ok. What are the specifications of the bridge you are selling and the price?
  8. Yes I agree with you. But where can one find the 'original' unedited version of God's word? What we all believe as God's words are what's written by man, isn't it? If the original script is found, many arguments might come to an end IMHO...
  9. Sorry to barge in. Weren't all books written by men? Or have I missed the original?
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