Q: How do oilfield workers travel to worksite? (I heard some companies fly you out).
A: I fire up my 1 horse open sleigh and giddy up.
Q: WHAT? You couldn’t afford the two horse model?
A: Not on these wages, I can’t.
And thanks to all who click without any reserve on the sad & confused emojis.
(extremely sad that we have no way to thank them personally due to the anonymity)