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Plus-sized Miss Alabama Sara Milliken hits back at cruel trolls who mocked her looks after winning 2024 beauty pageant

When my phone says I'm getting a spam call, I'll answer "National Sperm Bank. You jack it, we pack it. Are you the donor, or are you the happy recipient?" I love when they hang up...

Would this fit into a joke thread? Tesla Threatens Customer With $50,000 Fine If He Tries To Sell His Cybertruck That Doesn’t Fit In His New Parking Spot

The payer and payee are of the same calibre, IMHO. So the "norm here" would apply to the other country where the payer learnt his trade, isn't it?

"Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!" Could it be that Mr. Smith has got on Mrs. Smith's nerves? Watch out, she must be thinking of a younger model too.

What's up with the Chinese, Indians & the Russians? Time up they pulled up their socks and joined the game. They are far behind, already! The 'quality tourist' thingy is changing.

Great to hear of a Bank acting ethically, instead of charging their customers at every turn.

Instead of TiT can we say TiF for a change?

Can I join you in your free time to keep you company and help you spend that USD 700,000/- ? Anyone with a tidy sum can be a dear friend, I guess.

...and Rolex watches

...and they are not Chinese, Indian or Russian tourists! What is this world coming to?

Tom, Dick or Harry they all are good lads a long as they pay me out all the time! Bottoms up, and oh, smiling away even in a land of tears!

Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane, Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy." Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw twenty £50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy" Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!"