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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Because they live on a farm, his mother inquires if he has completed his tasks. “Not yet,” Little Johnny said. His mother forbids him from eating breakfast until he completes his responsibilities. He’s a little irritated, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one of them. He goes to feed the cows and kicks one of them. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks one of them. He returns to the kitchen for breakfast, and his mother serves him a bowl of dry cereal. “What happened to the eggs and bacon? Why is there no milk in my cereal?” he inquires. “Well, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week,” his mother replies. “I saw you kick the pig, therefore you’re out of bacon for a week as well. I also saw you kick the cow, so you won’t be getting milk for a week.” His father arrives for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”

What is 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period.

An open door toilet?

Tiddlywinks... my thoughts went back for over 5 decades!

The Sergeant growled at the young soldier: «I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.» "Thank you very much, sir." Which month do soldiers hate most? March! What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troops! Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry! Where does the Colonel keep his armies? Up his sleevies! How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

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I pity the nice pick-up. He must be an expert to land it on the side, without getting it on the hood.

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The "pocket-change" amounts buying power varies across countries. This is one major reason that millions of people from the so called 1st World move to the 3rd World - solid fact.

You are doing quite well.

Really. Did he tell you all details about it? or just your fantasy?

Me thinks, if parents did their off spring correct, this online course would be useless.

You are absolutely correct - they have enough and more over there!