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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor dear was several sandwiches short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her eccentric behavior, and some of them even joined in the fun. One day Ethel was speeding along one of the corridors when a man stepped out of one of the doorways with his arm outstretched: “Stop!” he said firmly. “Have you got a license for that thing?” Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit-Kat wrapper, which she handed to him with a big smile. “OK,” he said, and off she went again. Taking the corner by the TV lounge on one wheel as usual, she found another man standing in the corridor in front of her. “Stop!” he said firmly, “Have you got a valid registration for that vehicle, madam?” Ethel dug into her handbag again and came up with a well-used beermat, which she presented for inspection. Whereupon she was sent on her way once more. Heading down the last corridor before the front door, a third man stepped out in front of her. He was stark naked, and holding a sizable erection in one hand. “Oh, no,” cried Ethel, “Not the breathalyzer again!”

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes???? 'The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the pretty flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?' The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me that?' The little boy admitted that she did. “Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time. "Now, let your mother explain that to you!"

An Indian went to a dentist in U S A for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said 1200 $, the Indian thought it was too much. After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said, Yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only 300$,but it would be very very painful. Indian said OK Dr, do it without anesthesia. The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Indian sat quietly, even smiling a little. The dentist was not only surprised, but was quite impressed and said I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don't even want my fees, instead, take this 500$ as a reward, you've taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one's pain and feelings !!! In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Indian patient. Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that Indian first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour ! After half an hour when I called him he had left !

Thank you all for your responses. I picked up a SIM from Vodaphone at their outlet in Melbourne CBD. The connection and connectivity was fine, except in some areas at Clyde North. Just wanted a SIM for one month only, so all is fine. Next time, I would choose Telstra.

What would a "new quality EV" look like according to your opinion?

Reading through... it seems some people are stuck with a negative mental condition. They find it absolutely Impossible to see a good side of a situation. Most of them will not even dream of doing a good deed like this. Sad, but true.

Where can I pick-up a couple of good 18650s in Australia?

Adrian Rogers

...and how some foreigners enjoy.