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Microsoft reveals how the next update will speed up Windows 11 On any version of Windows, you will find a handful of processes running in the background and actively using the system resource even in the idle state. We can monitor the active processes or programs with Task Manager and use the “end task” feature if the process is slowing down the system. Task Manager is for performance control and it can tell you how much of your resources background processes take up. These system resources include CPU, RAM, GPU or even network bandwidth. If an app is aggressively using system resources in an idle state, you may use Task Manager’s “End task” feature to dismiss the process. https://www.windowslatest.com/2022/02/22/interesting-details-of-windows-11s-performance-feature-efficiency-mode-revealed/

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In a crowded New York City at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a burly man who was standing behind her picked her up effortlessly by the waist and placed her gently on the steps of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the Good Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch me! I don't even know who you are!" The man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my jeans three times, I kinda figured we were friends."

Microsoft hints at steady updates, new features for Windows 11 Notepad https://www.windowslatest.com/2022/02/24/microsoft-hints-at-steady-updates-new-features-for-windows-11-notepad/

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Yes you are correct. But there are methods which will allow you to install on 'non approved' PC's. I've installed on a 10 year old laptop and it's working fine. Earlier on this thread you will see more details.

Microsoft is testing a desktop watermark for unsupported Windows 11 PCs https://www.windowslatest.com/2022/02/22/microsoft-is-testing-a-desktop-watermark-for-unsupported-windows-11-pcs/

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*Epitaph Epigrams* ~~~~~ On a tombstone in Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les, No more ~~~~~ Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903~Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ~~~~~ In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. ~~~~~ On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102 Only the good die young ~~~~~ In a London, England cemetery: Here lies Ann Mann, who lived an old maid but died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767 ~~~~~ In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace lies here. The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. ~~~~~ In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon him for not rising. ~~~~~ In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. ~~~~~ In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays The Kid, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw. ~~~~~ A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, and that is Strange. ~~~~~ John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader, if cash thou art in want of any, Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny. ~~~~~ In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune. ~~~~~ Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont: Here lies the body of our Anna, Done to death by a banana. It wasn't the fruit that laid her low, But the skin of the thing that made her go. ~~~~~ On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod, Pease shelled out and went to God. ~~~~~ In a cemetery in England: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went. ~~~~~

Two old ladies were talking about their grandchildren. The First old lady said, "Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. But I never hear from them nor do I receive a thank you message !" The second old lady replies. "I too send them a very generous cheque. I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit." "Wow!, How come?” remarked the First. The Second one replied, "I don't sign the cheque."

Just received an email from the Gates Foundation <[email protected]> Greetings you have been gifted ($5,000,000.00 USD) from Bill Gates Foundation. All my dreams have come true, at last! God Bless Bill. Now I can apply for the Elite Visa.

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Just ask Big Pharma how they do it.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

“I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning,’ because if it was a good morning, I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.”

Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine? Student : Quarantine. Teacher: How? Student: Because in Valentine, two people sit very close to each other and in Quarantine very far from each other.