Stanley decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted
Yorkshireman. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield
stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Rather obviously, he
remarked, "You're decorating, I see." To which Alf replied, "Nay
Stanley lad, I'm moving 'ouse to Bradford."
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At an antiques auction in Leeds, England a wealthy American
announced that he had lost his wallet containing £5,000, and he would
give a reward of £50 to the person who found it. From the back of
the hall a Yorkshire voice shouted, "I'll give £100!"